baby prep step

BABY PREP STEP

Before we start, a heads up.  Black Cat Dude is posting again:

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Today, as ever since posting became free and every swinging dingus out there pastes two hundred ads on a web page and thinks they can be the next Rawles, yet again yet another newbie advice on prepping that yet again makes my ass itch to the point you just know I’ll have to start digging in with my nails and cause bleeding.  So, thanks for making my ass bleed, people.  You know what I’m talking about.  Build a bug-out bag, store up a weeks-worth of food ( and then, ANOTHER!!!! ) and start learning all kinds of new skills like canning and karate and using your Command Voice to arrest bandits in their tracks!!!!!  I am now a Ninja Master Of The Universe, hear me roar!!!!!  As you might have gathered from all the explanation points, a habit I obviously picked up from the Mogambo Guru ( who is still posting, if not at the same length as originally because obviously you can only berate the central bankers and implore the masses to stockpile gold and silver in a high pitched shrill voice for so long before a little bit of the fight leaves you, a withered disappointed shell of a man ), I’m seriously underwhelmed by this kind of crap.  Where are you going to bug out to?  For how long?  Are you returning back to your suburban home?  Will it still be standing or merely be a smoldering heap of charred pressed sawdust and moldy sheetrock?  And why are you only stockpiling a week’s food at a time?  Does your budget only allow so much caviar and truffles to be stockpiled?  A week’s worth of flour is $2!!!!  As just covered, you should be buying in six month increments.  And learning canning?  Why?  To can your friggin asparagus?  For the cost of a canner and a few boxes of jars, you can buy over a year’s supply of wheat kernels.  Yes, canning meat is great.  I doubt the beginner prepper has to worry about that just yet.  Canning can wait, it is not a priority unless you are having a weekly militia meeting and need to impress your friends how easily you will become king of the post-apocalypse universe with three magazines worth of ammo for your carbine and a case of pickled beets.  And all these skills you are learning- are half of them really relevant to your life in the suburb?  Or is it just a fantasy fodder along with your subscription to BackwoodsHome magazine?  You don’t plan on actually doing anything real like fleeing your urban hell because you can’t abide the thought of paying off the fishwife when she takes the kids.  Good crapping God, learn to think these things through a smidge before you parrot trite advice others are selling as knowledge or wisdom.

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