SURVIVAL DIVORCE 10
You’re at a new place in life. Living a lot lower down the food chain, but
living at peace with yourself- no more pointless chasing of empty dreams, of
swimming atop a vast pile of gold coins in McScrooge Duck style. You don’t have the finest things in life but
most likely you sleep better at night knowing there is less left to be looted
by the ocean of greedy lazy whores out there, and you certainly don’t miss the ex-bitch
chewing on your ear to provide ever more for her insatiable desires that are
evenly matched with her ever widening cellulite dimpled ass. Life is good, if a bit different. And now it is time to go chasing after
another piece of tail because, while we act all macho and crude and rude and
just tell each other we want to Get Some, most folks simply want to have
someone around to share their otherwise sad and pathetic life with. We are programmed to seek mates, and we are
more rounded and happier when we do so ( not to mention the people around you
are then happier too ). You just can’t
find the same one you did before. Gals,
your job is pretty simple. You obviously
want a guy that doesn’t drink too much, watches a moderate amount of football
only and has enough gumption to make something out of his life. But other than criteria, your job of snaring
your catch is not difficult. I won’t
devolve into gruesome details. Guys,
your job sucks. All the gals out there are
going to play hard to get. Modern women
cherry pick Women’s Lib to their advantage.
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You must acknowledge them as independent, capable of
taking care of themselves, never treat them as sex objects ( but always strive
to satisfy them after they snap their fingers ), yet fulfill ALL traditional
Old School requirements before they will even consider you. So, there is the whole Provide aspect. Which usually means provide your paycheck for
them to spend along with theirs. But,
since you are trading up, that is only a selecting criteria. You’ll keep your cut later, but for now it is
a peacock feather. Debt doesn’t matter,
it is the size of the wallet. So, I’d
expect zero advantage from being totally out of debt but working lower
wages. It is potential that is being
judged. Ability. Of course, don’t discount status. That can eliminate the money factor to a degree. Starving artists are okay because you are
demonstrating a higher mental condition which is a desirable attribute. The catch is, you really have to be very
creative, really good. When going with
your trade, status in your hierarchy is a better indicator than money is,
within reason. And of course there is
always the Bad Boy thing. It is okay to
be almost non-wage, living in a cabin in the woods, if you are a Billy Bad
Ass. Some gals are attracted to
that. But notice the common thread. In whatever station of live, you must be
better than the others in some way. Gals
are looking for status position in a tribe.
You must earn more money, or be more talented, or be able to protect her
against all others. It ain’t rocket
science, guys. Now, go enjoy the start
of your better life.
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Jim, if you won't cohabit on a trial basis--or even if you do--consider a prenup agreement. Perhaps one thst says everything you brought to the table remains yours, and assets acquired during the marriage are divided in an equitable manner. Perhaps a Harry Browne process.
ReplyDeleteCourse, you lose junk land...
DeleteGood point James. The reason that you've survived so well through all of those marriages (Minus the child support of course) is that you didn't have anything that any woman would want to fight you for in court. This was really to your advantage as a result. Now if you had yourself snipped way back before the first kid, you would have really came out of it with no penalty at all. No reason to marry any more in this brave new feminist world.
DeleteThe feminists were kind enough to liberate men (You heard right) from this wretched institution, and we no longer have to take any woman so seriously as to have to do so. We should be thanking them!
Actually, I think I'm one of those guys that enjoys being put on a leash. Not because I need to be told what to do so much as to save me from myself and all my bad ideas. I think the institution shouldn't have died. BUT! That is a very astute observation and I'm impressed.
DeleteNever in my life I got a good looking women.
ReplyDeleteI just don't have that beautiful and shinny hair you do.
I tried a jar of Vaseline a day and still my hair don't shine like yours.
What's your secret?
I don't have black hair and brown eyes like you, my hair is blonde and blue eyes. Is that your secret?
I make pretty good wages and own my house free & clear and my rental are also free & clear. What is it?
Some times I shower twice a day, I have no worries about water. (Something you lack) . Is that it? I don't have a 747 wide bottom and put it on a bicycle but I drive some of the time my Harley Davison.
Com' on. Tell us your secret.
Anony.
Silly Rabbit, the secret is NO oil, sunlight off the tanned skin under the hair.
DeleteGood series. I like it.
ReplyDeleteThis last chapter is spot on
Idaho Homesteader
Thank you! A female critic I know won't sugarcoat things is invaluable. Course, I know you are very polite and probably hold back a lot, too. :)
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