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Sunday, July 27, 2014

6 months escape/prep #1


SIX MONTHS ESCAPE/PREP 1

( Six Months To Escaping The Rat Race And Preparing For The Apocalypse Cash On The Barrelhead )

 

Your Goal

If you tapped your heals together three times and wished upon a falling star and promised Lucifer the eternal soul of both the ex-wife and Obammy, you would really pretty please love to accomplish three goals.  No debt, no rent or mortgage and oh by the way for when the oil runs out which despite the idiotic blathering’s of Beck and other eternally optimistic brain flatliners ( Optimist: my glass is half full. Pessimist: my glass is half empty.  Realist: who pissed in my glass? ) fracking oil has a shelf life in years equating to the sales volume of this booklet and will be in terminal decline before we get out of the teens ( that is, 2000’s, not 2001’s ) and civilization will take a big old squishy crap which will make Germany in the Thirty Years War with countryside decimation and famine and plague look like Hurricane Katrina so it would be super swell to have five years of supplies stocked up for the family to weather that storm as well.  Most of the time, anyone hearing you spouting such nonsense would scoff at your sad and pathetic Walter Mitty loose grasp on reality and slap you upside the head with whatever blunt instrument was handy and patiently explain to you that you needed to have a combined income of a hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year, a rich uncle that had died and a state lottery winning ticket to ever hope of having the suburban house, the three cars, the super concrete mountaintop Fortress Of Doom  and the Impenetrable Armored Escape Pod all paid off without debt.  But I’m a super swell guy and I’d like to see a few more rednecks survive the collapse so that I’m not surrounded by rich asswhores sipping sherry and fondling their semi-automatic carbines as their wives scurry about looking for their oracle in the wilderness to lead them to the post-apocalypse hairdressers using alternate energy and herbal elixirs.

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You CAN do anything ( and not just if you are the Lizard King ) but the reason most folks won’t is that it always has a price.  And EVERY problem has an easy solution, but most folks lard that up with excuses because they think the solution is worse than the problem.  They can’t see why they, the most important person in the whole wide world, needs to give up one iota of creature comfort or surrender one bauble of peacock feather status symbol.  To contemplate such is an outrage!  Well, humans have evolved into a very adaptable fellow, surviving-sudden-catastrophes wise.  If you truly, honestly believe a civilization collapse is coming and you aren’t just playing at this thing as a hobby, you need to adapt the new set of tools for an unprecedented set of circumstances ALREADY unfolding about you.  I wish I could believe that we will just see another fake collapse like the 1970’s- but then, that was an economic collapse, not a civilization collapse.  Once you discount the magical Forever Fracking Myth, there is absolutely nothing that will feed the global population ( to say nothing of powering it ) and we WILL collapse as easy as the Greek or Roman empires did as their grain imports failed.  The primary tool you will need is frugality and a new attitude to do what it takes, not what you desire to do.

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9 comments:

  1. And - if like my family you fell for the debt trap? please remember to address this not forgetting how student loans (1/3 my families debt) are near impossible to discharge in bankruptcy.
    Personally we changed our address and phone number and defaulted - then found ourselves having to apologize to family and friends who stated getting harassed by our creditors. Eventually we will declare bankruptcy but we are trying to get everything we can done first and for unemployment to hit (it always does eventually). Then we may be able declare a chapter 7 instead of 13.

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    1. OK, I know I don't always include that. In the past I've mentioned how child support wasn't going away either and that was easier to pay down with no other debt/rent. Perhaps 6 months is then impossible. But it won't be too much longer, perhaps 12 months. Although you could also do crazy things like asset liquidate and work second jobs to move closer to 6 months. I don't think it will all end in 6 months- it could, I just don't have a crystal ball- I just think everyone needs to act like it could. Best case, you enjoy some extra money after that. Worse case, you are prepped.

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    2. Yep, we are getting to the point where we just need the trailer (and insulation/ thermal mass around it for our -40 degree winter months). And then the solar panels and internet required to keep us mostly sane and earning some money.
      Heating will have to be propane at first for a trailer- but our deluxe bison-pit-of-doom plans have a masonry/rocket stove heater as well as direct solar gain planned.
      Student loans can be 'rehabilitated' at very low rates prior to discharge.

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  2. Hey Linsey Williams said his elitist friend said that the Agency is hiding super duper amounts of the black stuff for a rainy day up in Alaska. LMAO! Beck and Jones both down play the oil thing. Hmmm. Most peeps that believe all the conspiracy stuff refuse to believe the end of the oil age is here, they think the 1% minus 99% of that are going to bring it out and save all of our asses. LMAO! Waiting to see the Oct2014 EIA report on imports, all goes well we should be down another million barrels. LMAO! Ok gotta rest my ass, later. peace

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    1. Those greedy oil companies! Why can't they drill more holes? Everyone knows they all fill up with oil.

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    2. My brother {Beck is his god!) seems to think that it's the EPA that's keeping us from tapping into that untold amount of oil that we have here in North America? Thoughts?

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    3. Give him this thought excercise. If the EPA is concerned with the environment ( like the Dept Of Education is concerned with learning-HA! ), why are fracking areas, both gas and oil, such polluters and given the green light almost everywhere?

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    4. Heck even if the conspiracy is hiding water powered cars, cold fusion, and Teslas free energy developments, why would they suddenly reveal them to the rest of us and save us all, when they could keep hiding them, allow most of us to die in agony, and THEN pull these things out of their hidden bunkers for their own luxuries?

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    5. We are, after all, food wasters

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