BIO & BIBLIO 10
After my first job in Florida, a convenience store
that paid well in guaranteed overtime, I had to move on to another after that
Arkansas asswhore Clinton funded sting operations on underage sales and I got
busted a second time and had to pay a serious fine to stay out of jail. Hey, I’m terrible telling age. You want your precious little twats to stop
drinking, go after them yourself. If the
Constitution held any force that would have been construed as involuntary
servitude acting as an unpaid untrained law enforcement officer. But since lawyers are in charge, they just
twist meanings and go sleep soundly at night.
Not that I’m bitter. The new job
was an assistant manager at Dollar General.
A noble mission job selling to the working poor almost everything they
needed to live outside of perishable food, housing and transportation, in the
three and a half years I was there the corporate clowns ran it into the ground
fast, and it emerged just another greedy profit center humping their employees
gleefully. That job more than anything
else prompted me to move from the area.
That was the start of 2000 to the fall of 2003. We tried to move to Kingman Arizona but I
couldn’t find a job to save my life and my delicate northern European skin was
being cooked in a matter of minutes down there.
After a week or so we drove up to Carson City Nevada and I had a job in
three days as a casino slot department supervisor.
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Now, that job blew chunks also. I’m supervising a gaggle of females whose
daily existence would inspire any soap opera writer. We got along famously- when I’m on the time
clock I can be quite charming and the people person- but they were extremely
high maintenance. Again, the money kept
me there, but this time it wasn’t just to pay for the ex-wife. After being almost driven to drink with
living in mobile homes and their higher costs, when we got to Carson I stuck
with travel trailers and their parks.
Much cheaper than mobiles and I had freedom to move. By living like peasants and working in a high
gratuity gambling den of vice, I invested like mad in our future. Cash for land, precious metals, guns and
ammo, small business investments ( as usual, a failure- I had to try though ),
etc. I was doing it right this time,
unlike Florida where we left two mobile homes with equity ( too long of a story
for now ). In summer 2006, the casino
had laid us all off for a second time to reduce the personnel numbers ( the
first was to shed management jobs ) and rather than be rehired-or not- I walked
away and gave the slot to someone else.
We hit the road in the Hippie Bread Van and came up to Elko-only to
discover my land was not going to be practical for winter commuting to
work. Back to Carson and we were parked
in the stepdaughters driveway ( I had given away the trailer to a deserving
family with kids on Craig’s List- good Christ, the more I think about my life,
the more of a saint I am ) and I stumbled on to a job at the food bank as a
driver. I also started writing again,
after having given up on the newsletter.
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For two months, during lunch and after work, an extension
cord snaking out to the 110 degree roasting van, I wrote my first book “The
Frugal Survivalist”. After that I tried
out a few more such as the “$3k Homesteading” and a couple of shorter ones such
as the Peak Oil treatise and some damn thing else I’d have to look up. I was ready, and that fall of 2006 I started
the infamous “Bison Survivalist Blog” which has spread far and wide and is now
known by none. That went on til 2012
when I needed a break and started the James M Dakin Blog that lasted two
years. In the meantime in 2008 I had
moved to Elko, just a month or two shy of the near Wall Street meltdown. Not that I had any idea it was going to
happen other than in general paranoia theory, but it makes me look vaguely clairvoyant. And here we are, 2014. The ex is paid off. The land is free and clear. The underground home is providing wonderful
weather protection and we are chugging merrily along with the Bison Prepper
Blog. Oh, and I’m single again if any
future ex-wife #5’s are out there.
Cheers.
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I could have stretched it out to double its length- for YOU, I cut it short.
DeleteI enjoyed it. You have led an interesting life and have moved around a lot. Think about how much better off you would be financially speaking, if it weren't for the 4 marriages? Hell, you'd be the equivalent of JWR right about now, and living in a super bunker :D Remember James, if floats flies or fucks, it's cheaper to rent :D
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