Chinese Monkeys

CHINESE MONKEYS
Okay, I saw this news article and I just couldn't keep it to myself.  The Chinese have trained monkey's to scamper up trees and dislodge birds nests, reducing airborne bird danger at air force bases.  When I saw the original link at Drudge Report ( thanks for everyone's help on the news blogs-but only Drudge is fast loading and has general coverage news.  Him and Rawles [ the Odds And Sods or whatever section ] and ZeroHedge are my main news sources now ) I immediately thought that the monkeys had been trained to screech at intruders and fling feces, distracting the trespassers and alerting armed personnel.  I guess my mind is a bit weird like that.  So, racking my brain as to how to make this survival related, I thought this is a perfect business.  We can train the monkeys ( and I can get free bananas at the Food Bank ) to do just that, then advertise to the same yuppie survivalist scum that buy quarter million dollar retreats in Idaho.  You'd want to protect your investment, right?  Anyone?
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