STAY IN YOUR HOLE
You all know how I feel
about Christmas. A pagan holiday
celebrating the last feed trough gluttony prior to dying off over winter ( or
at the very least, eating storage food slop ), hijacked by the Papist for
non-religious reasons, and bent over and violated by our Consumerist Economy,
the holiday blows monkey testicles.
Then, to add insult to injury, you have to pretend to like your
family! Blech! That said, I tried to enjoy myself and
celebrate the fact I no longer am working for The Worlds Worst Boss, Including
Those From All Corporations Everywhere AND The American Military Officer
Corpse.
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And the best gift I got
was a lightweight wooden sign ( homemade ) that said “Jim’s Hole”. After moving in with the NOL, one of the
first things I did was misappropriate the spare bedroom for my needs. I used that for my writing and filled all the
spaces with food and prep storage ( the food is Daily Use ). Whenever we are sniping at each other ( all
in good fun-we both have dry senses of humor ), she’ll tell me to “go to your
hole”. The room is a bit small, more
like a guest or kids bedroom, about 6x8, and you do get the sense it is a hole
in the wall.
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Other places are similarly
“holes”, albeit either Holes Into The Lower Bowels Of Hell or Holes Of
Despair. Like cities. And we talk a LOT, probably too much, but we
might as well get all the talking in while the Internet is still up and running
or at least affordable, about whether The Golden Horde will come streaming out
of their holes to attack us en masse.
Obviously, I don’t think so, or I wouldn’t be telling you it was okay to
just be content with the smallest city you can find and a paid off piece of
junk land as close to that as possible, and not to be putting too much emphasis
on the far flung rural retreat.
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But yesterday we talked
about Hollywood and its century long propaganda machine directed at Rural folk
and I’d like to talk about that in relation to The Golden Horde ( and I’ll just
say here that nothing is guaranteed in life and I could be wrong. All this chicken entrails reading is just
trying to assign probabilities ). After
all that hate filled entertainment, urbans are conditioned to fear and hence
hate all rurals. If/when they flee the
cities they have already made up their minds to kill you. I’m not saying that was the intent all
along. The intent was to make more money
off everyone and city living is more costly and far more filled with
consumerism.
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But the knock off effects
are ease of control by the elite, and another Divide And Conquer
technique. And this has unintended
consequences. Just as being too Woman’s
Libber will get you killed very quickly ( “me strong, independent woman-hear me
roar! Me Princess Warrior! Me fight men on my own! What the…?
Crap, no!! Ahhhhh, cough, choke…”
), feeling superior over others on demand is not going to end well because of
hubris ( hello? Anyone? How is that Afghan guerrilla war going for
you? ).
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That doesn’t necessarily
mean urbans will come after you. Look, I’m
very comfortable in nature. I spent my
whole youth out there amusing myself.
That said, for me there is one kind of nature and that is desert. At most, add in Alpine. I like dry and cold. Put me in the jungle ( yeh, I know-no idea
what I was thinking moving to Florida long ago ) and after looking around in
panic for gator or giant snakes attacking me, I’d probably have a heart attack
and die. Put me within reasonable
walking distance of water in the desert, I’m comfortable. I’m not overly fond of scorpions or spiders,
but I can, mostly, deal. You wouldn’t
get me into the swamp voluntarily though.
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Don’t you think the same
applies to urban folk? Me and you, we
fear the city. Only bad things happen
there. We KNOW this for a fact. And we weren’t raised on a diet of Rural Fear
Porn. How do you think urbans feel about
the country? This is obviously not a new
thought on my part. I’m stealing that
from another’s writing. I’m just tying
together Hollywood and our predominant economic paradigm to it. The city folk have no reason NOT to fear
rural areas and rural people. That is
what they’ve been told their whole life, and what they feel in their bones (
and I’d wager the urban/rural divide is far more ancient and goes back
thousands of years as the Agriculture Age was pounded into everyone’s skull ).
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This doesn’t make you
safe, just Safer. There will always be
Outliers. It just doesn’t make you
automatically dead because you are not several hundred miles away from the
city. Few cars will reach you because
nobody is going to sit peacefully around waiting to decide to leave the city. They will be driving around first to find
food and ice. Most gas tanks will be low
before the majority of folks leave, then they will promptly cause a huge
traffic jam as just a few cars stall, without fuel. You saw what the roads looked like, just on a
workday Monday from viewing the Eclipse.
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And for everyone thinking
about leaving the city, the home they worked their entire lives for, there is
doubt enough. Is this crisis going to
pass? Most folks will go with that
one. For those not sure, subconsciously
there is the images from all those anti-rural films. Most of us get most of our information from
moving pictures. You don’t consume tens
thousands of hours of marketing men Madison Avenue creations without being
influenced to some degree ( watch a few YouTube videos by History Buff as he
debunks a lot of movie falsehoods, and you’ll see how uncritically you’ve
accepted so much propaganda ).
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I think way more than
expected will stay in their holes, but those leaving will be more dangerous
than we give them credit for because of their emotional view ( not a rational
one ) of rurals.
I’m not sure if I’ll
continue with this or not. If not now,
perhaps another time.
END ( today's related link http://amzn.to/2FhQUsp )
* By the by, all my writing is copyrighted. For the obtuse out there
I hope you do continue another article or three on this thought. City mice and Country mice have differences of perception on what it is like living in the others environment. Getting food n the city is going to a restaurant or grocery store to get the materials to eat. In the country, gasoline cost is cost prohibitive, so they have much larger stores of food on hand. And if that runs out, going out to forage, fish and/or hunt it down. City mouse when faced with this does not know what a chicken nugget in the wild looks like. :^)
ReplyDeleteA chicken nugget in the country still looks like a chicken nugget. It is still in its box in the Mickey's bag some asshole threw out of his window driving down the road. It's amazing the trash that builds up going out to my B-POD. I think they do because they can, like tearing up the dirt road speeding around the turns in the mud. Bare assed savages, everywhere.
DeleteBeing a liberal is confusing. We need to be more sensitive to their mental distress.
ReplyDeleteAs a country kid who grew up in the woods I have no fear of any critters, except maybe a startled teenage or Mama bear, but I AM afraid of other weirdos wandering around in the woods or the occasionally hippy dipster pulling mushrooms out of MY forest. "Go back whence ya came!". Two leggeds put more fear in me then anything nature had in mind. Now when I go into the city on the other hand, . . I make sure I know three separate ways out. I feel like I can't breathe until I leave, like a trapped rat.
ReplyDeleteYou ARE a trapped rat, so the lizard brain warning is real. The feral wolf packs in the city are trained, experienced and on home turf.
DeleteI know exactly how you feel Niantic Wind. Oddly I have mostly split my life and childhood between city and country. In both places humans were always the biggest threats to ones well being. I have survived overnight without any supplies except the clothes on my back in both too - and in neither is that a good thing. Cities have more of the big threat (humans) and less of the secondary threat (lack of shelter against the weather). Until the famines begin the only other real difference is employment options. City folk are going to go hungry. Pigeons are going to be gone within weeks, cats and dogs soon after, people won't be paying rent, food will be too expensive- a box of maggot infested cabbage will be a weeks minimum wages - at least that's how it was in germany during ww2 according to one who was there and told me about it.
DeleteSpending that much for the cabbage, or for the maggots, I wonder :)
DeleteWARNING: If you have life-sustaining assets, or a plan, or a workable homestead, or you just look like you have one of the above, there are numerous people out their who have a plan for you once the grid goes down. Their plan is to kill you and move into your house.
ReplyDeleteOn a lighter note, when hunting season starts up, I see people from the big city up trying to bag Bambi's daddy, crawling all over the roads, impeding traffic, wandering out of their lane, dressed in full camo in their high $ trucks (as if they needed camo when they're in a truck). It seems they have no actual woods skills, as their version of hunting has got to be the laziest, just drive around, something might pop up, and I don't need any actual skills or knowledge to get it! I don't know for sure, but I think the locals get the most deer.
Peace out
Well, if spending more for a gun makes you a better warrior, doesn't spending more for a truck make you a better hunter? Come on! This stuff is easy to figure out.
DeleteHell, ya don't need camo to road hunt...
DeleteHowever a lawn chair in the pick up bed is nice...
‘That doesn’t necessarily mean urbans will come after you.”
ReplyDeleteOne of the funniest things that I have ever heard was from the liberal that I used to work for. He informed me that in the event of a total societal collapse, that he and all the other “good liberals” would band together and form a temporary government. They would start by confiscating all the supplies from all of those “greedy right wing preppers” and then distribute them out equally to everyone (At this point I was struggling to prevent from bursting out in laughter).
I would love absolutely nothing more than to witness this plan in action (From a good safe distance of course) as the first one takes a bullet right between the eyes, sending the others scurrying off into the woods like scared little rabbits, where they would promptly starve to death. Cue up a mental image of James Garner and Mariette Hartley looking on with wide grins, and there’s your Polaroid Memories kids :D
Makes you wonder, as if they are equating themselves with the glorious Peoples Revolutions from the first half of last century. If I was a liberal with a gun, I'd be looking around nervously, from my own people. I'd be part of the "vanguard movement".
DeleteIf you were a liberal with a gun Jim, the other liberals would be referring to you as a “rightwing, gun toting, nutjob” :D
DeleteA few months back there were a bunch of news stories of libtards "gunning up" to fight Trump or some perceived boo-boo they were whining about.
DeleteI worry more about the rabid urban right wing, gun owning non Prepper.
DeleteWho suddenly becomes a Socialist demanding that you share.
Yes, I recall that Jim and recall seeing a photo of a group of them toting their guns at some event, and just about busted out laughing! Nothing screamed “pussy with a gun” trying to over compensate for lack of pecker size, than did that photo :D
DeleteWhen the real bullets start flying up against actual battle hardened real men, you can expect a reaction from that bunch similar to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfRwJCl5mUE
Hey, don't hate on the Soy Boys! Ain't their fault their peckers shrunk to the size of their imploding testicles :)
DeleteSpud-don't we all turn Socialist when we need something? :)
DeleteIndeed sir. That is a truth which most crapitolism advocates will adamantly deny...until they don't.
DeleteAnd I don't think there is anything wrong with socialism-that is largely how tribes work. The issue is, it isn't workable on the nation state scale. You need it to be close family and friends in a small unit ( I think the max workable group of 150 is even too high-best at about platoon level, with closely aligned platoons nearby but autonomous ).
DeleteHas everyone seen that video from the Socialist Utopia Venulzualy? The one where a mob attack a cow with rocks and tear it apart?
ReplyDeleteSocialism is for the retarded and the very well connected (they actually do really well out of it, the masses? not so well)
Socialism isn't the problem. We have it, Norway and Germany has it. The problem is resource contraction and colonialism ( plus globalism, but same thing ).
DeleteYou keep forgetting. Liberals wouldn't have guns.
ReplyDelete"...but those leaving will be more dangerous than we give them credit for because of their emotional view..."
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Their emotional view is exactly why they better not come out here. Life is rougher and closer to the edge out here and that should not be underestimated. How many people in urbania keep a shotgun at EVERY door? How many people in urbania are NEVER more than 10' from multiple firearms all day long?
In urbania people live inches from the street but out her in ruraldelphia we live hundreds of feet from the road. We'll see you days before you even know we're here. If they come out here they'll stay out here and no one will ever know what happened to them. Just stay away.
"Now just take them panties all the way off."
--Deliverance, 1972
Dangerous only in numbers, but you are correct. The numbers will most likely be manageable.
Delete"Now just take them panties all the way off."
Delete--Deliverance, 1972”
The hillbilly might have sent Bobby a card with some flowers :D