I got your fracking Corona Virus right here Sum Ting Wong!
By: Hail Darwin
Many preppers have got their panties in a twist about the Chinese Corona Virus. Conspiracy theories abound that the virus is a bio engineered slate wiper that will clean sweep the good old USA. This is obvious bravo sierra as the clever Chinese do not want to kill off their best market for cheap ass electronic junk that lasts one month beyond the warranty.
So, what to do about the rampaging Corona Virus? Glad you asked Bunky!
Limit public contact until more is known about the Chinese Virus. You can tell the Chinese are lying because their lips move. They are like presidential candidates in that respect. Face is everything to these little yellow scumbags and they lie to save face. You will not get useful info from the Chinese. Wait until the American CDC has an opinion.
Go out right now and purchase 500 grams of vitamin C for every member of your group you want to live. Vitamin C powder works best and is way cheaper, however, you may need to settle for capsules or tablets if that is all you can get. A 500 milligram tablet is half of a gram, so you will need 1000 total. Vitamin C powder is sold in health food stores and is very cheap on Amazon, tablets and capsules are available everywhere. Just get 500 total grams of C per person before the store shelves are stripped bare.
Go to the website vitamin c foundation dot org. They have a treatment plan for colds and flu using vitamin C. PRINT THIS OUT AND SAVE IT. The secret to making this work is to use massive doses of C and go all Hiroshima on the invading virus. Do not screw around, nuke the invader before it can kill you. The treatment plan calls for 8 grams of C every 20 minutes for 3 to 4 hours AT THE FIRST SIGN OF ILLNESS. After 4 hours, you can cut the dosage back as shown.
Expect that you will get " the runs " from this much C. Who cares? If you live, take a shower and put on fresh underwear. Not rocket science. Deal.
This treatment has worked before, it is not new. During the 1918 killer flu, a doctor noted that Amish and Mennonites had a very low death rate. At that time, country people drank Boneset tea for any flu or cold. Boneset tea is loaded with vitamin C. Boneset also tastes like ass and is hard to find.
This method freaking works, I have killed every cold and flu for the last 20 years using this method. I realize that I am a sample size of one, however, I am the only one I care about.
So what happens if the killer Chinese Virus turns out to be nothing? You now have 500 grams of vitamin C. Take 2 grams a day and you will be healthier.