Wednesday, August 19, 2015

apocalypse 101 part 2 of 2


APOCALYPSE 101 part 2 of 2

( note: Gary, your package was mailed Monday.  Please e-mail to confirm its arrival.  Cheers, brother )

Notice how I nicely didn’t even get started making fun of people who worship the military since their handlers tell them that they had better be jingoistic, or else!  I can sometime mostly hold my tongue.  So, what do you get when you consult former military types ( either watching their TV show, or reading their blog )?  Why, advice that reflects the organization they used to work for, the nation states armed forces.  Which use disposable ammunition and weapons and disposable people to project its will, which is to conquer territory ( no nation state has ever expended blood and treasure to be nice to other people or to spread democracy.  We came out of WWII colonizing half the globe and got rich off it, yet today the sheep still bleat on cue when recounting how we made the world safe from Hitler ).  So, preppers flock to those people for advice.  You’d be better reading up on guerrilla groups throughout time, but since they are not agricultural empires, the lesson goes unheeded.  Anyway, a couple of young parents on the Colorado plains want to repel mobile marauders come collapse, yet are unwilling to rely on help from neighbors.  The Marine Group thinks this is kind of retarded, which does impress me despite myself ( I’m not allowed to hate Jarheads as much now, with my son in their ranks ).  They set up an hour time limit defensive position set-up followed by a group attack using paintballs to try to demonstrate to the couple how vulnerable they are without neighborhood help.  In quick order, the boys demonstrate how wonderful suppressive fire and ammunition waste is, and the couple is “killed”.  Lesson learned?  Not so much.  The husband still refuses to abide by the lesson and can’t see the need to rely on neighbors.

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I mean, you can’t blame him.  You and I both know how difficult other people are.  Most of his neighbors are probably the last to stockpile supplies and the first to head for his place ( especially now that they saw him on TV.  If I can get Netflix, as cheap as I am, all these Farmers Franks and Francine’s can too ).  You can bet all those neighbors will gang up against him, since Americans are completely deficient in math ( despite more and more mandatory advanced classes in public school ) and they can’t divide the one families three man years of food into their total of thirty three people to cipher “famine next month instead of today”.  This guy is oblivious to the possibility of downgrading his calorie delivery system to just grains, then stockpiling for his neighbors ( as much as it pains him ), or better yet selling his ranch and moving from this soon to be second Oklahoma Dust Bowl ( the wife talks of a lifetime of observed weather now changing, and the hubby being too stubborn to hear, but that could just be Politically Correct film crews playing up the Girl Power angle ). 

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Yes, I understand this is just TV, and poorly scripted “reality” TV to boot ( although to give Beelzebub his due the forth segment on the show was the boys building a Faraday cage and demonstrating it, which was wicked cool-that alone worth the watching ), so I’m well aware this is just a version of me Yelling At The TV.  Yet, these shows seem to serve a purpose in highlighting the absurdity of others plan, which hopefully also shows you the flaws in yours.  And if nothing else, they can be a bit fun.

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6 comments:

  1. As you have said, Lord Bison (and I paraphrase here), 'the goal of the survivalist is to hide out during the die-off and *then* figure out which tribe(s) to align with'.

    Furthermore, you have mentioned that making some kind of great stand against an enemy group will likely leave you most likely dead, if not completely out of ammo (or both). If you must make a stand, it is about harassing from a distance and only directly engaging if your back is against the wall with no other options.

    We're in a great age for TV shows, but the whole 'reality TV' thing is beyond crap. If you've got your Netflix going and want to binge, there are a ton of great shows and incredible movies too. Start with a really underrated vampire-apocalypse move called 'Stakeland'. Low budget, but strong.

    You can also watch one of Rawles favorite shows, 'Survivors' (BBC post-pandemic drama based on novels). Or, alternatively, a ton of the Walking Dead (even though you have nothing but disdain for the zombie genre). Then there is 'Jericho' which is all about a mysterious apocalypse that cuts off a small farm town, but they really have way too many conveniences and personal drama for my taste.

    Then there is the EMP post-apocalyptic show, 'Revolution', which will literally have you wanting to destroy your TV and then start a murder cult in Hollywood.

    The list is literally endless (though not all on the list is worth your time). Have fun!

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    1. I bought Stakeland on DVD. Did NOT like it but I gave it to a co-worker whose daughter is totally into it. So someone enjoyed it. I didn't know about Survivors, so thank you for just saving me $50 on the DVD set. Jericho already on my list. Not bad, for the genre. I tried to watch Revolution and couldn't. Appreciate the help!

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  2. Wow! Episode 2 ..... anyone can hit a tin can with a $1000 aimpoint reflex sight put on a plastic carbine with 6 extra hand grips ... My 14-year old daughter and wife both love the show, because it gives us a great opportunity to hear advice and opinions and say, WTFF!!!!!!!

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    1. I wasn't all that impressed with episode 2. Hopefully #3 will be better.

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  3. LOL - my son has been doing netflicks on the computer downstairs. It seems to be a variety of super hero type shows. They sound no less realistic than what your watching. I just don't want to get sucked into that kind of time-sink.

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    1. It ended up only being five shows total, but the good news is just watching show #1 is sufficient. The rest of them were not all that great except as a way of making fun of morons ( fortifying your house while living down the street from a five hundred unit trailer park ).

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