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Wednesday, May 3, 2017

blog posturing


BLOG POSTURING
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Let’s play a little game.  Let’s say that you are an average female, not petite but not Super Sized either, call it 140 pounds.  Most of your weight is the fat in your ass and chest ( which is a good thing.  If it was all in your thighs with nary an ounce up top you would be a hideously deformed Pear Person that could only get laid at 2AM.  No offense! ) and not in muscle.  You secretly have a thing for Bad Boys and your current boyfriend gets your motor running, especially when you go to the bar and he kicks ass and takes names.  But then, surprisingly!, one day he starts to beat on you when you get lippy about something or other.  You are an Independent Women and you aren’t going to play the abused game blaming yourself or sticking around for too long, so you aren’t a total dumbass.  The second time you see the strike coming ( the first was a complete surprise ), so you have time to think and react.  Here are your choices.  You get all righteous and tell him he ain’t got no damn right!  You say “hump this”, turn around and run.  You let him hit you so you can have outrageous orgasms during make up sex.

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If you picked number one or number three, you ARE a dumbass.  Stupid is as stupid does, people.  Here is another example.  You work for a real jerk.  He isn’t incompetent because his job isn’t to know about the industry you work for but to keep the Cubical Warriors in line and increasing production.  It doesn’t help that he doesn’t know your job because he doesn’t understand the limitations you are under, but you understand that all jobs have bosses that unrealistically expect you to suspend the laws of physics and do the impossible, not just everyday but every hour.  You are a typical worker drone with a wife who would financially slaughter you in a divorce, kids, debt up to your eyeballs and no hope of ever getting off the paycheck treadmill because of all the above.  One day, the boss, being his usual dick-ness, starts berating another coworker unmercifully.  Nothing new, right?  But then the jerk decides it is your turn, and you are the floors most productive worker!  This is bullspit!  Here is what you can do.  You can jump up, tell him to shove it up his ass because you didn’t do anything wrong and stand up for your rights.  Or, you just lets him vent his spleen because that is just how he is, needing to assert dominance.  Or, lastly, you decide that you are going to work overtime and save money and move to another company, betting the next boss MIGHT not be so bad.  Again, only the middle option is the smart move.  One or three, you are a dumbass.

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One more.  You are celebrating the New Year just a little too hard, alcohol flowing freely to blunt the pain of a bastard boss and a bitch wife, stumble out of the bar to make your way to the next watering hole ( because, when you are drunk you always figure that the booze tastes better and you’ll meet a better class of drunks in ANOTHER bar ) and you take a wrong turn into a dark alley.  You aren’t at the Too Stupid To Live stage of inebriation just yet and so when a trio of unsavory ghetto dweller corner you and demand your wallet, backing up the demand with banished firearms, you find yourself with three choices.  One, yell at them that they ain’t got NO damn right to assault you because your money is your property.  Two, meekly hand it over and throw in your watch to garner goodwill.  Three, try to run away.  Again, only the middle answer is correct.  If you chose option one or three, you are a dumbass.

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And yet.  The BlogOsphere is full of righteous indignation over government abuse of its power.  The old bastard getting dragged off the airplane has now prompted articles showcasing other abuses such as forced waste sampling and other really nasty, gross, humiliating instances of abuse.  You are then advised that only by standing up for your rights may we end these abuses.  Yes!  Mine Gott In Hemmel, YES!   Stand UP to these outrages my brethren!  Your rights may NOT be questioned!  Rebel against the unjustness!

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Ah, NO.  Just kidding.  You are a dumbass if you think you have rights and can protect them by not allowing them to proceed without protesting.  What?  Are you a hippie?  You think we are in the Flower Power era where you had a right to protest?  How did that work out for them?  Does GOTT DAMN Kent State ring a bell, you moronic fecal smear!?!?  The government said, in effect, oops, our bad, we’ll try to keep the casualties down next time.  The hippies got water cannon to the face and attack dogs to the groins, and STILL our rights were taken away more and more year after year.  Babies still got barbequed after all the protests.  You have NO rights, because we as a society have NO balls.  If you can’t put a gun to the head of a bully, he will still torment you.  I am NOT advocating armed rebellion here.  I’m as much of a pussy as you are.  What I am saying is that only force grants you rights.  Not the pinky promise of your imperial masters. 

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Blog writers who insist you have rights and invoke that you should insist on and protest for them are either hypocrites who call for a fight from a place of safety, dumb asses who confuse having a right conceded with having a right forced, or are blithering idiots who confuse a fantasyland full of glittery unicorns with the real world.  I’ll confess to being a dumbass in the past, that Libertarian horse hockey BS running through my dulled mind ( just getting over being an alcoholic, and younger with an even higher dose of hormones, it is a wonder I could think at all and little surprise I fell for the Liberty Movement Through Peace schtick ).  Thankfully for my rationality and reasoning I was beat about the head and shoulders with a Reality Stick, and now I’m All Good, Dawg!  Beware dumbass advice from any quarter.  Continued and completed tomorrow.

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14 comments:

  1. Actualy token protests like most people do now, does in fact end up providing at least token step back from the .gov.
    I.E. the NSA is now longer (supposedly) going to be collecting everyone's emails. At least not between US citizens that don't mention violent revolution or are not otherwise under reasonable suspicion. At least that is what they are saying. If your email leaves the country or is to/from a person outside the USA they will still collect it they say.
    (/sarcasm)Yay!(/end sarcasm)
    Honestly though, enough public outcry does get some half hearted apologies and steps to reduce the likelihood of that specific type of abuse (often resulting in a different sort of abuse instead).

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    1. "token reaction" and "another substitute abuse" are your key phrases here, so I'm assuming you aren't disagreeing with anything I said :)

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    2. When the government says "we aren't spying on our citizens" they aren't lying and the key word is "we".

      UK spies on US citizens and provides the intelligence to the US gov. US spies on UK citizens and provides the intelligence to the UK. Neither nation spies on their own citizens yet the end result is the same

      Weasel words from government at all levels.

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    3. But, I'm confused, what is the definition of "is"?

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    4. Heh. the definition is about the same as "I did not have sex with that woman" Sounds simple and direct, but as lawyers are apt to do, that phrase can be construed and interpreted in a number of ways.
      My point was just that as long as you keep your objections to .gov abuses in the low key token level that they allow they have established a precedent of allowing such protest and even sometimes providing compensation and prevention.
      We have more recognized 'rights' now than ever before in history- more even, than many middle ages aristrocrats.
      But in other ways we have less actual freedoms.
      It will be interesting to see as the police state crumbles (which will be well after almost all other aspects of our civilization IMHO) how the rights and freedoms we have now carry over into the PODA.

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  2. You gotta luv those videos of the dumbasses who refuse to "step out of you car maam". Brings a chuckle everytime.

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    1. When you view something like that you do wonder how our species does keep surviving. Personally I thank evolution for programming stupidity as a survival tool.

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  3. "pinky promise of your imperial masters". ha ha ha No one can write like you James! People think I'm weird for living in the hot god forsaken desert surrounded by snakes and scorpions. Two legged assholes don't stray far from the highway!

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    1. Dude, you are weird for living in the hot god forsaken desert. That is SOO much worse than living in a COLD god forsaken desert!

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  4. When you finally realize you are surrounded by criminals and wanna-be's the path before you becomes crystal clear. I stay out here in the sticks cause criminals don't like to being disadvantaged, and it's peaceful out here.

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    1. Yep, thank goodness he wants to stay with his peeps in the hood, yo.

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    2. I just wish there weren't good 'ol boy criminals out here in the boonies.
      Unfortunately anywhere there are people within 300 miles, there is a chance of crime.
      Here in a town with less than 3000 residents we just had a drug bust that netted almost a dozen meth, pot and crack heads. Most of whom had prior felony records.
      Sigh.

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    3. Granted, crime is everywhere and as the rural areas have higher unemployment ( or can ) the crime is worse. BUT, since you know the people you know the score, you know the potential trouble. In an urban area, the ghetto residents might have that local knowledge but the suburbanites right next door who might be effected don't. So, your situational awareness SHOULD be better rural.

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    4. Oh yeah, everyone knew that people who frequented that house on D street (there is no E street or beyond....) were getting there illegal ingestant. The local sheriff knew too. As long as the sales were adult people going there and not kids the sheriff had more important things to do. Once the town got a new city police chief that changed.

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