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HAPPY FESTIVUS, BITCHEZ
Merry Friggin Christmas, Happy
Humping Festivus and Krappy Kwanzaa, my loyal bitchez! My gift to you, I’ve just made ALL my e-books
free of charge. For the very longest
time, book sales were $10 to $15 a month.
Going from just selling at Lulu.com to adding Kindle version books didn’t
change much of anything. I’m not exactly
sacrificing a heck of a lot by doing this.
In return, I’m hoping that I achieve several things. First, I’d like to actually have a snowballs
chance in Hell of selling more. I saw
this at another prep previewer where the e-version is free and the paper
version is sold at a profit. It seems
like a good idea. And even if it doesn’t
work, we arrive at point two. I absolutely
loath wasting money on crappy books. It is
the cost of doing business, and we are in the business of hopefully getting
smarter, so one bears it willingly if unhappily. By doing this, you simply CAN’T waste money
on any of my books ( for those that already have, I trust the years of free
blogs somewhat makes up for this ). You read it on the computer first and if you
deem it library worthy then you order the paper version. And by doing this, I hope to achieve karmic
brownie points and loyal minion goodwill.
Be patient, it will take some time to get the paper versions out on the
remaining books ( it is simple enough, I just don’t usually have longer lunches
at work during Christmas season ) besides the three I already had. In the meantime, go to Lulu.com and search
under my name, James Dakin, and get your free books. And send them to friends. Let’s try to get a few more readers, eh.
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Nice! Thank you! ( I think I bought most of them, but this will make it easier to share, and fill in any holes of your writings I might have missed ).
ReplyDeleteAnd thank YOU for buying previously.
DeleteSo, there is a Santa Claus after all!
ReplyDeleteThank you, James, for your generous gift.
Just sharing my magnanimous nature :)
DeleteThe hair gods have shown upon us all.....
ReplyDeleteOh your Magnificence of the Mane, Truthsayer Extraordinaire, Bringer of Reads,
ReplyDeleteThanks be to you for the free reads. I have passed the article along to another, who shall be tempted to join your devoted cult in singing perpetual praise unto you.
And that there's how 'ya say Thanks for such a great gift!
Always recruiting to The Dark Side Of Malthus. I'm embarrassed I didn't think of it earlier.
DeleteEh! U going Canadian on us know. Ok Ok I will spread good cheer. Pinky promise to tell all about the Bison. Peace ( happy holidays)
ReplyDeleteAlso, spread the hair praise rule when criticizing.
DeleteThis is very generous of you. However, I was just about to recommend your e-books and I went to Amazon to get some links, and I could not find any of your e-books! I only found one old used paperback edition. Apparently Amazon doesn't share your generosity.
ReplyDeleteYou have to go to Lulu. Kindle only does free in certain circumstances.
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