COWBOY COFFEE
*note: nightshift, Thursday saw another 500 views and Friday over 1500. You done good.
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note: went back to K-Mart, and all the "season clearances", which were 99% of the store, were over. Most prices except shoes were back to fifty percent over Wally. I just KNOW they are going out of business-it is just getting hard to prove.
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Ah, another article that
shouldn’t ever be written but which is needed filler as I can’t come up with a
perfect, new, original and highly pertinent subject every single damn day, and
yet another self-amusement as I see if I can take a two sentence idea and turn
it into 1500 words. Don’t get me wrong,
I love my loyal minions ( note to new readers: this is a term of endearment and
if you are a Marine or have a wide stick up your ass, but I repeat myself, and
can’t handle this type of humor I respectfully request you get off my damn blog
I work rather hard at and go visit any one of the dozens of click bait prepper
publications ) and I do strive to give you the best but it simply isn’t doable
daily. Not that this isn’t a very
helpful article, just that is doesn’t need to be so long, convoluted, drawn out
or so padded. Cowboy coffee, which I derided
for the longest time as being the beverage of mounted bums and homeless who
couldn’t afford a proper coffee maker, is actually the next best thing to
sliced white bread.
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I’ve been know to hold on
to misguided notions for many years, but if I find out I’ve been wrong I don’t
mind admitting it. If you can’t admit to
a mistake you can’t better your education and if you can’t do that you can’t
advise your readers properly ( and yes, I’m talking to you Alpha Male
Survivalist Guru’s stuck with outdated information since you think admitting to
a mistake makes you vulnerable in your leadership position. Gott Damn friggin former military officers,
square peg pounding in a round hole mother humpers ). I was always right to dislike the 9mm, until
rimfire ammunition costs necessitated its replacement with a cheaper to reload
round for The Forever Gun. I’ve always
hated the M16, no matter how much they claim it has improved, but I know it has
many attributes. I always recommended
travel trailers, until their costs started outweighing the benefits. If your thinking is fossilized, so is your
logic. I hated cowboy coffee, as I
thought percolators and French Presses were superior. Cowboy coffee was just including grounds for
breakfast and the result of poor people being unable to afford a specific
coffee preparation tool. And I was
mistaken.
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About five and a half
years ago, when the dingus boss of the Food Bank wanted me to study a three
hundred page book on food preparation for a test ( the Health Department was
insisting ) and I refused as I was already working harder than any two
employees, for minimum wage, and it could have only been done if I did so on my
own time, the wench dropped me from manager to driver ( after I had doubled
their donations, which I had been promised a bonus for which never materialized
) and I got another incompetent turd of a boss.
That made three at the time, as there used to be an assistant
director. That was when my stress level
REALLY spiked. Very shortly thereafter,
I started getting heartburn. I’m sure it
was more psychosomatic than age related, and no coincidence. At first it was easy cured by drinking
carbonated water ( seltzer ). As time
went on and the new boss kept upping my work load as she cut my hours, my stress
increased far more.
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And my heartburn just got
worse and worse. Since I hate drugs,
more often that not trading symptoms for organ or other physical abuse, and was
trying to stay natural with treatments, I have to settle for a certain amount
of pain and suffering. Anything that
helps decrease the heartburn is very welcome.
I had to stop eating fried foods and tomatoes. Worse ( and, yes, I know what you are
thinking. Worse than giving up deep
fried goodness? ), I had to put sugar and milk in my coffee. Yes, I had to go from luxuriating in the
fifth food group, unencumbered by additives, to drinking nasty old pseudo-hot
chocolate or other gay foo-foo drinks. I
like black coffee, not adulterated java.
Hey, I gave up alcohol completely ( not related to heartburn, but to
counter tendencies towards excess, the need to stay sharp mentally to write,
and my frugality ), caffeinated soda, all but one cigarette a day, now fried
foods, AND I have to give up black coffee now, too? The friggin humanity! I just chalked it up to the price of old age
and the consequences of a stressful job that whittles away at all of our health
one way or another.
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But as I’m watching
YouTube, no specific destination but just meandering, I get a recommendation
for a video on Cowboy Coffee. Why not,
right? I’m in no hurry. And the guy brings up how this method
neutralizes the acid in coffee ( I can understand him, having lived in
Oklahoma-you might have a time of it.
Kind of like that one mumbling character on the Fox nighttime cartoon,
King Of The Hill. Propane and propane
accessories, I tell you what ). Well, as
you might imagine this was very exciting.
I can have my black coffee back?
The next morning I follow the instructions and I was amazed, simply
amazed! You have to understand that my
heartburn is no were near under control, just minimized by watching what foods
I eat and by drinking a cap of apple cider vinegar every day ( I forgot that
one day and it was brutally painful-but it doesn’t cure, it just alleviates most
pain ). I occasionally had tried
eliminating sugar or milk, or even both, and it was like sipping pure
acid. My point being, I get serious
heartburn at the drop of a hat. My body
would waste zero time telling me if the coffee was acidic ( good thing vinegar
is easy to make-just make like wine but a fabric covered jar rather than an
airtight one-as I have a five year supply of vinegar but might need more after
that ).
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And guess what? No friggin acid! The New Old Lady ( NOL ) who has been
drinking fake milk powder and fake sugar coffee for the last dozen years, also
prefers her coffee black and also tried it, and had no issues with acid. Praise Baby Jesus, once again proving to me
how I am his one and only favorite. To
make cowboy coffee is simplicity itself.
You boil water and add grounds.
No eggshells or other weirdness, just boil water. Anyone can boil water. Hell, Rosie O’Donnell or Hilary Clinton
themselves could boil water. Get your
water to a rolling boil, add grounds, leave at a rolling boil for two minutes,
take off the heat and let sit a minute, then throw in a separate cup of cold
water. Let sit for a minute and the
grounds will settle. You won’t encounter
grounds unless you insist on drinking the last cup. Now, I did it slightly differently as I
watched the video once and then tried, only remembering it correctly after I
watched the video a second time, but it still worked out rather well.
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I just took the boiling
coffee off the burner, threw in the cold water immediately and then poured it
through a filter into the glass pot without waiting. It still worked. Perhaps it just didn’t taste as good, but we
were so excited about the lack of acid we didn’t care. I chose to transfer it to the regular coffee
pot since it got rid of all the grounds and kept it hot, and because I was
using a cooking pot and pouring it a cup at a time would have made a mess. Why buy an enamel camp stove coffee pot ( NOT
the percolator type ) for $15-$20 unless I knew this was going to work? To use a regular pot I just decided to do two
separate coffee batches. Not that I
needed to, but the small pot made less of a mess to clean up afterwards. I preheated six cups of water ( six cups out
of twelve, as depicted on the side of the coffee pot, not REAL cups ) in the
microwave, since it saves on electric and the NOL wants coffee immediately
after her morning smoke or she gets crusty.
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So, while I have the first
batch at a rolling boil I can start pre-heating the water for the next. I also have to stir the grounds around as
they at first cling to the sides. A lot
more of a pain in the ass than simply pushing a button, but well worth it. Of course, it figures that I found this method
when I did, since the NOL just bought a back-up drip machine at K-Mart as it
was 20% mark down for name brand. Isn’t
that always the way? Spend money, THEN
learn how to save it. Of course, think
of the can milk and sugar I don’t have to use, which is no where near as
expensive as that nasty Coffee Mate powder or the less cancer causing “natural”
fake sugar, so in the long run even if buying the enamel pot we save
money. And more importantly our stomach
and esophagus.
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* By the by, all my writing is copyrighted. For the obtuse out there
Maybe you’re too over extended, and should cut back to weekday articles only, or at least shorter weekend articles. I get that you have some extra time on your hands now, but it’s also challenging to come up with something new and innovating on a daily basis.
ReplyDeleteIf you add a teaspoon of baking soda to your apple cider vinegar, you will get all of the benefits of the vinegar, without increasing your body’s ph levels to the acid side (cancer thrives in body acidity). Apparently though, you’re not supposed to take this remedy continuously long term.
My grandfather used to make the coffee that you speak of, but he called it “hobo coffee”. But he was so old that there were probably no coffee pots when he was a kid :D
I seem to do better reader retention wise at seven days a week.
DeleteJim,
ReplyDeleteYou don't always need to be solving poor folks prepper-problems. The cowboy coffee article was just fine.
With the recent new reader influx I was kind of throwing all the old stuff back out to introduce the frugal concept. Soon I'll go back to other subjects once I run out of the one type of articles.
DeleteOver the years I've made coffee with every method known to man using coffee ranging from the cheapest to the most expensive I could find. I even tried roasting and grinding my own green beans. Believe me: I've tried everything. Here is the best, easiest cheapest method I know, which I've used for many years now:
DeletePut one pound of ground coffee in four cups of cold water, stir, and let sit for 24 hours. Stir again sometime in between. Decant. The result is a sort of coffee essence that stores for at least a week. To consume just add about a third cup of essence to however much water or milk you like. Heat, or add ice, as you wish. It is completely non-acidic and makes even the cheapest Walmart dark roast taste great. I've been doing this for about five years now and have no complaints.
Questions?
As argued before, this seems wasteful of coffee, using a cold brew. My $6 two pound can lasts one month, one pot a day, drip or cowboy. Post-collapse, you are using up your stores, how much faster does this deplete your stash? I'm not arguing the taste isn't better, just that is seems wasteful.
DeleteNever looked at it that way. You probably have a point. And may I point out that what used to be a two-pound can of coffee now weights (in my Walmart) 24.2 oz? Same price, tho.
DeleteGo to Kroger. It isn't exactly two pounds, more like 30.5, but close enough. I'm down to maybe 10% or less buying from Wally, from a high of 100% prior to their Operation Screw The Customers. Now my Bro-Mance is with Kroger.
DeleteDo ya one better. I started doing a cold brew. Which you can fancy up buying preppy crap and following exaggerated instructions to make it sound so difficult to make it must be good. Take one quart mason jar add 3\4 cup, or less if you are a cheapskate, fill with water, close with lid, shake, open next day, strain, heat, drink. Surprisingly rich, I see no need to buy a new autodrip every other year ever again. Also makes a killer iced coffee. Heating it by the cup, this brew taste fresh for days.
ReplyDeleteSee my comment directly above.
DeleteNever tested a cold brew with a normal amount. I'll see tomorrow. I have used the cold brew as a concentrate for iced coffee. It needs to be very strong to complete with the syrup and cream. I would think the strength should be at least equal. The grounds are in the coffee for a long period of time. Get back later and I'll be sure to bring a hat to eat.
DeleteI could be wrong myself. I just sounds from what I heard it takes way to much.
DeleteIt was a little weaker, but not by much. Still drinkable. It holds it flavor for a longer period, so if your pot takes more than a day to drink it would make a difference in quality, but I always drink till the pot is empty. It might be worth it if I was rationing my coffee to a cup a day.
DeleteWell, even weaker, if there are circumstances precluding a fire...
DeleteHeartburn isn't your problem, it's a SYMPTOM of the problem. What you have is an overgrowth of candida albicans. Candida is what is designed to break down your body after you die. Anyone who was or is on the standard american diet has an overgrowth (what's supposed to be a post-death level) of it. Do a search on anti-candida diet or candida cleanse, as well as symptoms of candida overgrowth. You'll thank me later.
ReplyDeletePeace out
Not sure if I want to know, but I probably should check it out. Thanks
DeleteI just found your blog. My brother is a Marine. Ya'll need to go pound something. Not even adding it to my blog list.
ReplyDeleteIf you're still reading, which I doubt, my son was a jarhead. So what is your point?
DeleteIf you recognize the movie this picture comes from, well here are my thoughts about the topic :)
ReplyDeletehttps://i1.fdbimg.pl/ol34rdu1/1000x590_nwb78i.jpg
(another hint : Captain Picard may seem benevolent but he "tortured some folks" ;) )
Isn't that the time travel show? Damn, name won't come to me. Not "Sliders", the cheesier one.
Deletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_Theory_(film)
ReplyDeleteThe hero is very specific about the way to make coffee :) :)
Damn, I was WAY off. Loved that movie, watched it at least three times, and I don't recall the coffee scene.
Delete"AnonymousAugust 12, 2017 at 6:32 PM
ReplyDeleteI just found your blog. My brother is a Marine. Ya'll need to go pound something. Not even adding it to my blog list."
Good we don't need your type having a snow balls chance in Hell of survival
I want to be impartial, but...good one. Sounds like his brother gave him the stick.
DeleteWe still call this cowboy or campfire coffee in my family, its bang on, love it
ReplyDeleteSecond the other person, different posts are fine an congrats on readership being up
For what its worth I like the daily posts
I'd rather someone not care for todays post and return tomorrow than get the occasional great posts but forget to return. If that makes sense.
DeleteI too prefer the daily posts. I only suggested cutting out the weekend posts in my post above, because working 7 days a week is a tough gig for most anyone. I understand that it can’t be easy to come up with fresh ideas on a daily basis, but then again, writing is not something that comes natural to me. Even still, I would still think that it would be challenging to come up with original content on a daily basis.
ReplyDeleteI take one day off a week, double up on writing one day, so it works out good. Sometimes the new material just doesn't come to me so I repeat. Always original writing, rarely original ideas. At least I THINK I always add something new if possible. If I'm motivated and not getting screwed by management I do a kickass job at whatever job I hold. I'm trying to translate that into self-employment and so far you guys are great "bosses". I worry about it but I don't think there are a lot of work arounds to the idea repeats. Always stuff I haven't covered but I need to be knowledgeable in it first. Can't fake through it, plus I try to stay different. Short answer, daily is the least I can do in return, even if it is imperfect. Old problem, just worse of a problem as I strive to improve.
DeleteOops. "try to stay different" should have read "stay different than other publications". I don't think the world needs more gardening or tactical discussions, for instance.
DeleteAn old school way to get better taste out of cheap coffee is to add a tiny pinch of table salt to the coffee before brewing. Takes any bitterness right out.
ReplyDeleteI keep hearing that and keep forgetting it. I need to try and remember and test it out.
DeleteNightshift here. Glad I could help pump your numbers. Maybe a few good ones will hang around. What's up with my brother was a marine guy? You did time in the service so have a right to an opinion or to pick on other branches. I was Air Force. I really catch it from other services. He doesn't have a right. Coffee gets me too so may have to try this.
ReplyDeleteYou must be using a new conditioner. Your hair is shining. Lol
Over double the old numbers, five days now-knock on wood. It had nothing to do with picking on his brother. He saw a negative comment on FLIR scopes and used the stick up ass comment as an excuse.
DeleteBut with my FLIR I am undefeatable!!!!
DeleteNightshift
Which is why he didn't need my negative thinking. Tony Robins says if we just wish upon a star hard enough, positive thinking will help us survive! :)
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