Monday, July 22, 2019

wolverines!, bitches


WOLVERINES!, BITCHES
A treatise on how to enjoy the coming conflict as our empire and civilization collapse into a die-off. This is not to glory in death and destruction for its own sake, because let's face facts, our enemies have practiced the art of war while we have hidden far away cowering behind our money, getting soft and weak. We won't know what we are doing, and will do it badly, and suffer exponentially as a result of mandatory On The Job Training. What I mean by enjoying the process is a means of acceptance to minimize the Suck factor.
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Your future, my future, and if the little peckerwood is still alive, Ross Perot's future, it is all going to suck. And as the Sandbox Soldiers are fond of saying, you need to Embrace The Suck. Truer words have rarely been spoken. Yeah, you signed up for the National Guard to get a college education. Now you are killing Little Brown People, hoping your balls don't get shot off and exchanged for a colostomy bag. It sucks. We grant you that it sucks. Since there is nothing you can do about it, embrace the suck. Because what is the alternative?
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You can be and stay miserable. Which sucks worse than the suck. I was like that in the military, a whiny bitch just feeling sorry for myself. I guzzled a lot of alcohol, on and off duty, feeling sorry for myself. I would have been better off embracing the crap the idiots were pouring my way. Instead I let it ruin my time there. And I didn't learn my lesson from that for a very long time, being miserable a good portion of my life. I mean, I'm not a happy person by nature. I dwell, brood and mull far too much ( you think this writing crap is easy? Try living in my head ).
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So, when I say I was miserable, I mean I was MORE miserable than I had to be. Here's the best way I can describe it. You hate Monday. Everyone hates Monday, except the mean spirited black hearted boss who only lives through the pain of others. Everyone goes into work on Monday with a big ass frown. Which ain't easy turning upside down. Your day WILL suck. It is a better guarantee than Rosie O'Donnell eating another donut to fill in her thigh cellulite.
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But you can force yourself to stay in a good mood. You know you don't want to be there. You know a healthy dose of economic sodomy is in store for you. But if you smile and crack jokes and look at some small glimmering bright side, if you really mean it ( at first you WILL be forced to force yourself to stay positive ), you will piss off all your co-workers but better yet, your mean ass boss. You have eliminated their power over you, and made your life better and theirs worse. And, bonus winning, after awhile the good mood will come more naturally.
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THAT is embracing The Suck. The apocalypse is going to be a lifetime of Worst Monday's Ever. Not forever. Eventually the population declines enough that the available resources are aligned again and most folks will return to as normal as it is going to get. You'll have SOME vacation time between battles, then. Whether you make it to that point or not is irreverent. Why? Because you are busy forcing yourself to have A Happy Monday. You are living each day as if it were your last, because it probably is.
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Are you going to bemoan the fact this is your last day, or live it like it is your last day? That is YOUR decision, no one else. And yes, that statement used to really piss me off too. Like, say you are in prison. How in the hell do you enjoy THAT? And yes, eventually I had to quit my own job because the evil boss bitch was better at grinding me down than I was at staying happy about it. I mean, I did my work, that of a non-existent coworker and half of hers, so she had plenty of time to work at humping with me ( I pulled few punches and usually told her how much she sucked, so I never helped me too much ).
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In the end of course she had to win, but I held out for five years under her tyrannical rule. I'm proud of THAT. In the end I lost but I made her fight like a bastard for it. I could not stay happy, in the end I could no longer embrace the suck, but by God I tried like a mother humper. Embracing the suck doesn't always work, but you have to try to the very end. You can't always grin like a retard while you are getting shot and sodomized, but you can embrace the pain for some other gain. Live for revenge, and then die from your wounds, happy.
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Okay, there are going to be a lot of things going wrong during the collapse. You will be hungry. You'll be cold ( or hot, for you pussies that think mankind never evolved, settled or lived in tropical climes until the 1960's when he had AC. If you live in AC country, and think you need AC after the apocalypse, you are already dead and walking, a zombie. You best learn to live without it now, for an immediate tactical advantage ). These are things you need to learn how to embrace. Being hungry? Yeah, that sucks.
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It IS going to suck. But being hungry is going to be normal. The thing to worry about instead is being weak from lack of food, or dying from lack of nourishment. THOSE are far more dangerous than hunger pains. The discipline you need to Embrace The Suck will help you here, by allowing you to somewhat ignore the distraction of your stomach. Yeah, your dingus is trying to mislead you all the time, also. Discipline, geriatric Jedi!
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Being hot or cold? It is the same thing. Respect the bodies signals, but don't be hostage. As long as you know you won't freeze to death or get heat stroke, the signals are noise you need to ignore. You don't have a choice, since they are going to be with you all the time. Working on Monday, the dingus boss is going to be going out of his way ( well, nowadays, out of HER way ) to make your life miserable. You cannot ignore that. But you can mute the signal and not let it get you down too long. Suck up the misery knowing it will piss off the boss.
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THAT is your reward for embracing the suck, pissing off the boss. In the apocalypse, when you embrace the suck better than others, THEY get even more frustrated and more stressed. That is your reward. Embrace the discomfort of others. It is your mothers milk. In combat, the stakes are pretty damn high. But you know what? If you make the other guy more stressed, more afraid than you, you win. That is your reward for forging ahead through your fear, for taking more Suck than he did before he broke. You won.
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Does this seem mean spirited to you, relishing others pain and suffering? Honestly? Are you telling me you do not live for a healthy juicy serving of Schadenfreude? You humping LIER! Have you ever heard the saying, “comedy is based on the suffering of others”? It makes us feel better about ourselves. I don't go all PC and declare that a bad thing. I call it human nature. Which is funny as hell because we are all dinguses, the way we treat others.
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We fight among ourselves to be rewarded by treating others worse. We earn our place in the human order by demonstrating how we can persevere while others mistreat us. What is not to laugh about? It is absurd! We are naked chimps throwing feces at each other, howling at the top of our lungs. If you don't want to cry, you have to laugh. Taking it seriously, you let the others win. You WANT them to feel bad, so you do not. Yes, Spanky, it IS a zero sum game unless you are lucky enough there is a surplus for both of you to be winners.
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But the time for Participation Trophies is over. Did you notice that phenomenon took place right about the time our culture went under the waves to its death for the last time? Suddenly, we started teaching there were no winners, only “try-ers”, at the very time Political Correctness took the throne. The communists won, and we deluded ourselves that no one had to win. What a bunch of humping losers! We have returned to a time of winners and losers. YOU are a loser. I am a loser. You can fight back, or be a whiny pussy.
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The first thing you do fighting back is to not let them win over how you think and control yourself. And to be “nice” is to be controlled by those bastards. Because while you are forced to be nice to your enemies, they are busy being very much NOT nice. Recognize the fight you are in, before you can even fight back. I started by embracing hate. I allow myself to hate the humpers. But I'm not just complaining or resentful. I'm using it to fuel my preparations, my mental state. I could keep going on forever, but that's enough.  
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18 comments:

  1. Jeez Jim you might want to consider tweaking your meds...Ross Perot died July 09.

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    1. What? I'm "People" magazine now? I don't keep track of these things. On a related note, do you have meds you want to share?

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    2. Haha! Your timing is impeccable Jim. Dude just died a little over a week ago. No biggie. I think he was no more than a plant to get Bubba, and that whirlpool carpet cleaner that was his "wife" into office.


      Embracing the suck was what got me through one of my past jobs, and made it a little more bearable. I took on the role of company comedian. Now I have a rather sick sense of humor that would disgust most people, and it did, but they laughed at it none the less. One of my more popular acts was my Rod Stewart impersonation, just prior to a live stage performance (As a support prop, it involved a cup of diary creamer, and I'll leave the rest to your imagination :D )

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    3. And I wrote this eight days ago, so perhaps I subconsciously felt a disturbance in The Force. It sure wasn't for following the news which I do not any more. Damn, he was one of my go-to shticks.

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    4. Yeah, it seemed that he was your main go to there Jim. Oh well, he should be easy enough to replace.

      I’d replace him with someone more zany, say AOC or Joe Biden (There’s gotta be a 1001 pedophile jokes hidden in there somewhere. “That would be about as safe a bet, as a little girls virginity at Joe Biden’s”…. Okay, I’ll just leave it at that :D )

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    5. No worries, the Orange one will be a source of Idiocracy for a few more years. Tho Perot was a self made man and truly genius. Whereas tRump is a proven moron followed by millions of ignorant chump wannabee's...

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    6. I do have to give Druid Dude credit, he came up with "Orange Julius". ( Julius Caesar, orange hair ) Friggin hilarious!!

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    7. Yeah, the only thing that exhibits far greater stupidity than a Trump supporter, is a white, heterosexual male, that supports democrats (The party that openly despises these fools, and literally promises every minority, sexual deviant, and female, rights over these dolts, and at their expense. That’s an extra special kinda, short bus riding to school, mental retardation there!)

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    8. I couldn't agree more on the white democrat, but I'm more saddened by Trump supporters than I am pissed off at them. They aren't stupid, just desperate. Desperate as in 2am and not even the fat bitch will go home with you, the stench of neediness is so strong on you.

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    9. Yeah, I hear ya Jim. Many people voted for Trump just because the alternative was so much worse. Truth be told, Trump has done some good things, but you’d never know it from watching the mainstream news. A lot of people here in my rural area of Commiefornia voted for him, just as a snub to the status quo, since if you’re a non-communist, your vote doesn’t count here anyways. And of course, no one expected Trump to win, especially after the way that hitlery rigged the election, and cheated her ass off, and the stupid bitch still lost :D That right there speaks volumes about how well she’s liked.

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    10. Be nice to Alzheimer's Annie, she's had a rough decade. Knowing the Grim Reaper is right outside the door has got to be scary, knowing the price you'll pay giving the Devil your soul. On the plus side, she is responsible for scaring many folks straight, since they know if they go to Hell Hilary will be there and who knows what they will be forced to do to her sexually as punishment. Or, worse, "Centipede". Gack!

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    11. Oh, Bos Bonasus Rex of the Regal Coiffure....

      The heterosexual white male democrap probably is a masochist who deeply desires to develop anal prolapse due to repeatedly being sodomized in turns by his feminist partner and her sisters with dildos of various sizes and lengths.

      After getting the prolapse, he'll want to get kicked like this soyboy- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7ivlHIe1bk8

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  2. I fired lots of little shots for years for fun and then fired the big one three plus years ago. It was all glorious and the boss his wife and my new boss I am sure were shocked as hell. Probably thought and still think I am crazy. Most peaceful 3+ years of my life so far and growing.

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    1. You don't want to sit still and take big heaping helping of crap from other people? Yep. You are crazy.

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  3. Even on the worst day, the suck is better than not. At least there's the promise of Ruffles at the end of the rainbow.

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    1. Hmmm, yes, Ruffles does have a ring to it. Better than Skittles I'd wager. Naturally, it's because of the Ridges.

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