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I have nothing against religious folks ( the wife is one, and I like her for more than just her boobs ). I even eventually over a few decades went from atheist to agnostic. But the one thing that really sticks in my craw is religious survivalists. Hey, if you think Jesus is a'coming, that is a good enough reason to prepare. Whatever motivates you. I fear those religious folks that want to kill me if I don't believe in their particular god, but that is alright since pagans and atheists want to kill me too. No, the issue is when they get uppity.

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See, Politically Correct Princesses, “uppity” isn't just a racial slur. Anyone can get that way and irritate the crap out of me. Those religious types that think that they can only get into heaven with a stick up their ass, the dour folks that make it their life's mission to recreate Hell on Earth ( they wouldn't know a happy time if it bit them on the butt, so one assumes their idea of Heaven is starched flour sacks and kneeling in prayer on hard floors ). They suck the enjoyment out of life.

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And I get lumped in with them! The prevailing view is that these religious types want the apocalypse. How often have you heard about the fundamentalist Christians wanting a nuclear holocaust under Reagan? Total horse hockey of course. It is one thing to not care if you die, because you have places to go and people to see, and quite another to be suicidal or desirous of yours or others deaths. Yet, the faint stink of that myth clings to survivalists. It is a way for the Thought Police to taint those who dare desire independence.

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( As a slight on topic, I finally got around to watching Minority Report. I'm glad I never paid for it. I normally hate Tom and am rarely fond of Spielberg, but I will say as a movie in general, it wasn't bad at all. I wanted to keep watching it, so it was well enough crafted. I just saw about zero in it pertaining to the meme it is related to about those censoring our thoughts. It was far too “syrupy happy times” that the director usually employs. Just another happy ending to keep the masses asleep. Or, perhaps a better way would be to say, it was a good action film, with a good enough story, but it isn't in the fable category ).

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Are you crazy if you WANT the collapse? Common assumptions are that you an evil little pig on par with Hitler if you do. You are certifiable. You belong in a rubber room. Your social superiors only think good thoughts and want happiness and love for all, a big kumbiya tree hugging hippie scum glittery unicorn reality and you suck if you think otherwise. The first problem with the Hippies attitude is that it is just another one of their illogical brain farts. The only kind they have.

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Because wishing for something doesn't make it true. Unless you are a small child, a writer of self help books or a Progressive. But the Progs are all about wishful thinking, aren't they? That is their reality. If I can just wish my way to the fifth gender, it will come true! Right now, they wish that Whites would just disappear in a genocide so nothing wrong at all would ever be true again. A perfect utopia ( they are right up there with Skinheads and Nazi Party members in believing a race war would achieve just that ).

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The second problem is that their myth is ridiculous. Not only are we preppers crazy, the myth also states that we are such losers that we think an apocalypse will make us someone important for once in our pathetic lives. Forgotten is that those who believe this myth are far bigger losers than the worst keyboard commando with a special made desk chair to support his rotundness. The simple fact is that with seven billion people on this planet, the winners fit into a football stadium and the rest of us are losers in many ways. Economic losers, uneducated losers, mindless propaganda swayed losers. No matter how important you think you are, you are somebodies loser.

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There is always somebody higher on the food chain than you, living large off your blood, sweat and tears. No matter how many losers you have under you, you are still somebodies bitch ( except for those few in the group in the stadiums luxury box seats. The other regular stadium seat holders are still technically losers but they are so much less of a loser, they almost aren't. Jesus, have I killed that analogy yet? ). When you are a loser, and think everyone else but you is a loser, damn! Are you a friggin loser.

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I'm a loser, and I know it ( “Hi!, Jim”, rings the assembled Losers Anonymous group, slurping highly sugared coffee and chain smoking in order to die just as quickly as before but with a socially approved habit this time ). I strive to be LESS of a loser, but I'm comfortable in who I am. Would an apocalypse make me a winner? Seriously? Only newbies think that, if at all. Yes, we make fun of the guy with a bunch of AR's and one case of MRE's thinking he will survive.

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Yet, again, it takes an extra special loser to think others are bigger losers and hence they are more special. It is okay to mock and make fun, that is just having a good crap and a giggle. Just don't breathe your own elevator farts and think they smell good ( don't buy your own BS ). Know your own limitations. Don't be the fat ugly gal actually believing other girls are fatter and uglier than you. Once you get into this prepper gig for awhile, you are LESS likely to be happy or optimistic. The more you know, the less good your odds look.

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So, I have no illusions I'll be the tribal head leading my band of merry men to victory. I'll most likely die way before any of the post-apocalypse problems replace my White People Problems ( yeah, call me racist and insist some of your best friends are Black. I married two Mexicans. What is your proof? ). All my preps are in case I live, not to assure I do so. I simply don't have the illusions of survival. I'll try-it is going to be a fun game. I'll probably still lose. So, where does the “loser wants to be a winner in the collapse” come in for me? Am I exempt because I don't want the collapse?

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I don't know, I'm kind of torn. No collapse means more books I get to read, more BBQ with cow ( versus rats ), more modern luxuries. On the other hand, I'm weary of waiting and too many years go by I'll get to the part of feebleness where my best bet is eating one of my own bullets. That's no fun! I get no revenge. Do I want it to happen just to kill off most of society that is firmly against me and wishes me harm? Well, yes, actually. Does that make me Dr. Evil? It might. I'm not yet sure. Let's break for today as I mull it over. Continued tomorrow.

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