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Thursday, April 27, 2017

don't pay bitches


DON’T PAY BITCHES
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note: thank you Survival Acres, for the link to a new and exciting doomer dude:
https://darkgreenmountainsurvivalresearchcentre.wordpress.com/
Let's hope he keeps posting, as he is a cynical pessimistic paranoid funny mother humper.
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The reason I’m writing this today is to help promote our Kunuck friends writing efforts.  He’s come out with a new book ( just as good as the others in the series, if you enjoyed the first two ) and to promote it is giving away his others free today. 

“Living Amongst The Dead” free Apr 27 ( here )

“When Her No Means Yes” free Apr 27, 28 ( here )

“Firearm Valhalla” free Apr 27 ( here )

“Living Amongst The Dead: Dark Days” Apr 27 .99cents, Apr 28 $1.99, and Apr 29 $2.99 (  here )

The newest just released:

“Living Amongst The Dead: On The Road Again” $2.99 ( here )

The author is J.N. Morgan.  Get all your free and cheap goodies now.  I understand every author doesn’t appeal to every reader, but to my mind he is a darn good wordsmith.  Now, the reason for this article, other than Helping A Brother Out, and Supporting A Worthy Author, is this book:

“Another One Please, To Dull The Pain” which is free Apr 27. ( here )

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Now, remember, as a courtesy, if you read and enjoy a free book, you really are obligated to then buy one to support the author.  I got his one free book after searching Amazon for books on the Lee-Enfield no.4 rifle and his zombie book popped up ( I had Kindle Unlimited at the time.  Still worth the money but it isn’t in my budget ).  Since then I’ve bought all his books, both because I love his writing and because I have a good chunk of credit left at Amazon from previous commission payments and so it doesn’t come out of my budget.  Anyway, back to “Another One Please”.  This was a book by a young gentleman that never went through a legal seperation, yet was able to capture the mental issues and perspectives of a man going through a nasty divorce ( not all divorces are the same, obviously.  Some bitches you just want to get rid of, others such as with supposed “soul mates” or the mother of your child can be quite traumatic ) so well that it actually took me back to that magical time.  Now that, my fine feathered minions, is writing talent. 

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The book wasn’t just about wallowing in pity and pain, although that is covered well ( but not too long, unlike the sex scenes in his first zombie book.  Just kidding, dude.  I had to throw that dig in  ), but about the mans community of support which helps him, mostly, escape the financial rape that usually accompanies divorce.  I won’t spoil it and tell you-read the book.  It isn’t a foolproof path to leveling the playing field with females.  Nothing is, especially once there are children involved.  There is zero justice, and it is 99% gender discrimination ( the 1% is the few cases where the bitch is so obviously strung out on drugs the father gets custody ).  So while ingenious, I don’t know if the course of action in this story is able to be duplicated.  But it should give you food for thought in your own coming divorce.  Don’t believe me one is coming?  Dude, you might be a perfect gentleman and the worlds perfect lover, the worlds best dad.  And that don’t mean diddly crap all when it comes to Bitches Getten Paid.  Divorce is the perfect job for gals.

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Older gals, the kids left the nest?  You are safe.  Young gals, they get knocked up by you, married or not it doesn’t usually matter, they can stay with you and work a dead end job and you never go anywhere financially, OR, her other choice is to leave you and move in with another guy.  The baby daddy then gets to pay her and she doesn’t have to work ( even if she does decide to work, with that child support check coming in she gets paid double.  And don’t throw that crap at me about Child Support actually helping out the kids.  Food Stamps does more for them than your check does.  Usually that majority just goes to Fun Money, with a much smaller portion to the kids.  My child support went to a Ford Mustang payment, which wasn’t just about needed transportation as other more dependable cars were half the price.  Then, years after the kids left the nest, I was still paying and it was 100% all ex-wife tax ).  Two things you MUST do.  I don’t care how much you THINK she loves you.  Get a cash stash and don’t own any assets.

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Do you own a house, along with the bank?  No you don’t.  Your wife owns the house, and you owe the bank for it ( the “wife“ can be a shack-up, common law, girlfriend.  If you have kids they are all considered “wife“.  Not being married only works if there are no kids and she works  ).  You need to try to get rid of the house before she divorces you.  Seriously.  Rent.  If you think you’ll be together forever, you STILL get rid of the house.  It isn’t an asset, it is a consumable.  A piece of paid off junk land, with a cash on the barrelhead self built house, THAT is an asset ( and if she gets that in a divorce, at least there is no payment and you start over again getting your own ).  Anything you are in debt for, don’t worry as much about that.  It looks like a divorce is on hand, dump the car and return the furniture, etc.  Better than that, while still together, get rid of all debts, under the cover of improving your cash flow/budget.  She wants to keep the car, it is hers and you can show it to the judge, as well as proving you’ve been biking it.  Again, no guarantee, you can only stack the deck more in your favor.

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Minimize or eliminate all debt, as you will be the one assuming it in a divorce.  Own no assets in your name, and don’t use those assets if she can prove it ( put the junk land in your dads name, but don’t do that with the car you park at your house and drive to work ).  And have a stash of cash outside her knowledge or control.  If you guys stay together, great, I’m sure she has a lovely rack.  You’ve only improved your finances by all of the above actions.  Debt free, no mortgage, cash savings.  But if she suddenly turns on you like a rabid dog, you are insured.
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( note from J.N.:
For anyone who checks my books out, I hope you like 'em! By all means, get all 4, it's absolutely free! Especially if you happen to be in India or Mexico; I haven't had a free download from there yet, though people have downloaded my books in US, UK, Canada, Brazil, Denmark, Italy, Japan, and Australia! Paid-for eBook sales in US, UK, Canada, and Australia! So that's pretty damn awesome! Anyways, cheers, thought I'd spare you guys another one of my torturous Guest Articles lol Again, I hope you guys like the books! I'd love some feedback too, you can contact me at jnmorgan7@hotmail.com. Thanks for all the support guys, and doubly thanks to Jim, the first fellow to buy my 6th book ;) )
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I love you all, as few minions as there are you do very well in supporting me buying through Amazon.  But plenty of you don't give ANY  support to your favorite author.  And that's me, and that's wrong.  Unless you are in extreme poverty, spend a buck a month here for a book.  I only get 35 cents so nobody is going to send me up to Idaho to live on their purchase.  If you don't do Amazon, send me a buck and I'll e-mail it to you.  Or, send an extra buck and I'll send you a CD ( the file is in PDF.  I’ll waive this fee if you order three or more books at one time ).  My e-mail is: jimd303@reagan.com  that is three ZERO three, not three oh three. My address is: James M Dakin, 181 W Bullion Rd #12, Elko NV 89801-4184

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14 comments:

  1. Reading the dark green mountain I was thinking how similar your style are. He is how you would be without the bitterness of such a crappy divorce. Now I happen to enjoy your rancid tone having enjoyed the blessings of California's divorce courts. They have freed me from ever expecting to be financially independent.

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    1. From financial indentured to no finances during the collapse. Enjoy that. I really enjoyed the Green Mountain long screed article, I was a bit sad to see all the rest were far too short. Still, worth the time.

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  2. Jim, you've been far too kind. I'm drinking, partially in celebration of my promotion going well, but also because I just friggin' love drinking. Thanks to all who are downloading my books, and if the person or people who bought LatD:DD and/or LatD:OtRA are here, doubly thank you, you've made my night! I've also been getting lots of Kindle Unlimited page reads which I'm also very appreciative of, and if you have Kindle Unlimited you can indeed read any one or all of my six books at any time. I've been maintaining my 3-month contract with KDP Select with all six of my books and I have no intention of stopping; they'll be on Kindle Unlimited for the forseeable future to say the least.

    Just thank you, before my present buzzedness and approaching drunkenness makes me say something I regret, like how I lost my virginity to my cousin. Alright, maybe present drunkenness and approaching drunk-tankedness. Anyways, thank you. Jim, fuckin' glad to hear you've enjoyed "On the Road Again". The book, I mean. Not the song... though the song is awesome too... in fact imma go listen to it now because why not? lol

    P.S. That cousin bit was a joke ;)

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    1. If you were from Arkansas, we'd know the cousin bit was no joke :)

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    2. Well, to be fair, they say that Newfoundland is like the 'Deep South' of Canada. Basically the 'Deep East'. Literal words I've heard from a fellow Newf; "Once you get past 5th cousins, there's really nothing wrong with it", that was more or less that she's said. Granted this was YEARS ago and we were merely teens, but still, it's a small island. I still love it though and would never wish to have heritage from anywhere else :) Quite drunk now, or at least getting to the point of 'quite', and will likely spend the rest of the night singing drinking songs. Mostly Irish, but there's also "I was only 19" from Australia, though that's less of a "drinking song" than a quite emotional one about Australia's involvement in the Vietnam War.

      Bah, enough blathering, thanks again man. I can't express in words how glad I am that you enjoyed LatD:OtRA. Instead, I shall express it in dance, and will send it to you telepathically.

      P.S. I'm not actually dancing, but hey, it's the thought that counts.

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    3. The thought, indeed. I accept in like spirit. Also, here 2nd cousin is legal. I imagine Arkansas had an influence on that law :)

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  3. A minion doing well?

    Good stuff

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    1. Proud to say that indeed I am. Well, I'm by no means a full-time author, but I'm on the up-and-up, and that's the main thing. I love to write, and it still blows my mind that I'm making money from doing so. It's like making money by playing videogames; I love writing that much! Anyways, I hope you got a few of the free books, and I hope you like them!

      If you've got a book idea you've been thinking about that you haven't gotten around to writing yet, or if ANYONE reading this has a book idea that you've been thinking about for a long time but never started on... START WRITING! In August 2016 I had a book idea (Living amongst the Dead, basically) that I've had for over half a decade. Since 2011 or earlier. It was late August 2016 that I finally buckled down and wrote it. It's cliche, but I shit you not, it changed my fuckin' life. So if you've got a book you want to write, or anyone else reading this... DO IT! If you'd like to ask about self-publishing, or just have questions about writing a book, then you can contact me at the email I mention in my little portion of the blog above. jnmorgan7@hotmail.com.

      The pride I had when I finally not only finished that book, but even self-published it? It's been over half a year, and I'm still feeling great for having done it. Still feeling pride for it, even if it's a little sex-heavy lol

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    2. Hey Dingo , I'ma doing well.....better everyday !

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  4. JN Morgan is living quite the adventure. I'm buying all his books (kindle version), through the Lord Bison link of course. I spent part of a summer in Honduras 15 years ago and it was the absolute fucking wild west. Unbelievable shit happens in Central and South America.

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    1. Awesome, thanks so much, and I dearly hope you enjoy them, or at least some of them lol Jim (or Lord Bison... which is damn catchy) wasn't too much of a fan of Firearm Valhalla, I think it was because it was a bit on the short side and didn't have as strong character development as my longer books. Still enjoyed it, but not as much as the others, which is fair enough. I hope you like them though!

      Honduras though, wow, I haven't even been outside of Canada yet but I can't wait to see more of the world. I'd like to go to Dublin and drink my weight in Guinness! Go see London, Big Ben, and the river Thames! St.Petersburg and Moscow! Seoul, Tokyo, New Delhi, and down to Sydney to hopefully try kangaroo meat. Up to Alert, Nunavut; over to Nuuk, Greenland; and also check out Reykjavik, Iceland. Perhaps Rio de Janeiro down in Brazil sometime for a holiday, and oh, I'd like to try shooting some SMGs and assault rifles in the US. Sadly can't try and full-autos in Canada unless I join the Police or the Military, the latter of which I've tried to join twice now.

      Anyways, thanks again!

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  5. Thanks go out to the minion who mentioned the woodpilereport. I've been enjoying my friday evening checking it out. This part sounds like it'd get the Bison tick of approval


    http://www.woodpilereport.com/html/index-463.htm

    A little quiz for you.

    It's deep Doomsday, you're ghosting through the wooded hills of besieged Heartland America. In your pack is live-saving medicine for an adorable little orphan girl—you must get through. You do a "J" to check your six and sure enough, you're being trailed, big dude carrying an AK, expelled from ISIS for excessive badness, lower than Schumer on a subway. You're concealed well, you wait for him to pass. As you draw down your presence percolates into his awareness, he starts to turn, your shot has to count and it has to be now.

    Question. What gun do you use? You have three choices: The one you've always coveted, say, a custom .300 Win Mag built around a safari grade Oberndorf action, loaded with 180 grainers in nickel-plated cases for ultra-sure chambering and extraction. Or the one you "know" you should have, say, a semi-auto suppressed bullpup in .300 Blackout loaded with 220 grain subsonic honkers for when "silent but deadly" gets you through the day.

    Or the one you actually have. Because you actually have it. Duh. And it does all things 'gun' well enough. You've chosen wisely and trust it like an old friend. And like an old friend, trust comes mostly from doing. It feels warm in your hands on the coldest of days. The bad guy won't stand a chance. Not a chance. Little orphan Mary will get her medicine. And a candy bar. The bad guy had a candy bar.

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    1. My compound with a four hundred grain arrow equiped with turkey broadness...shot through a human neck would almost achieve decapitation with a 3"cut two ways , blowing completely through !
      Silence insured , both from the bow and the fact that his vocal cords are gone and blood supply to his brain heh.
      My Ruger Alaskan for back up , of course....:-)

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  6. For other minions out there my 5 cents (our lowest denomination coin) from a blog post earlier in the year

    https://bisonprepper.blogspot.com.au/2017/01/more-homemade-mres-2-of-2.html

    I add small can's of flavoured tuna or chicken (95grams / 3.35 ounces) to the two minute noodles / Top Ramen. It adds variety, calories & fat

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I must moderate-trust me. You don't want to see what happens otherwise. Sometimes it takes awhile to respond as I only check two or three times a day. No N-Bombs, nothing to get me libeled. Otherwise, have at it. If you criticize me, make sure to praise my hair first.