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Tuesday, October 27, 2015

monkey balls 2 of 4


HAPPY MONKEY BALLS 2

I have a theory about the legions and hordes and ever expanding armies of Growth Uber Alles paradigm followers.  Most of them are genuinely stupid, regardless of how many years of schooling they went through ( you can teach an ape to mimic any behavior, but that doesn’t mean they comprehend it or can expand upon it to improve it.  You can teach anyone to short term memorize for a test, which doesn’t mean they learned the contents ), but even the mildly less retarded ones won’t change their thinking because that would be counter productive.  It pays, in herd acceptance, money and job security to never ever never question the capitalism book of psalms.  Just like the slave owners ( a minority of the population, the aristocrats.  Dumbass Yankees who call all Southerners slave owners and racists are stereotyping and that would be akin to calling all Yankees bankers and factory owners ) who actually believed the Bible said it was okay to enslave Darkies because they were sub-human, Infinite Growth Paradigmers actually believe the laws of physics don’t apply to economics.  You can’t fix that level of hard-wiring.

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When you and your co-workers are chilling out around the water cooler, drinking coffee and sneaking looks at O’Leary’s ass because after your job went co-ed the scenery got a lot better, bitching about the boss who, once again not just on a daily but now on an hourly basis, defied your bet that they couldn’t possibly do something even MORE stupid, you are failing to look at things from the Suits point of view.  They think you are stupid.  You are not the boss, hence not as smart and good looking because you are not validated by a higher paycheck.  You think, hey, if this idiot would just ask the workers who are doing the job how to improve that job, the company would improve, customer relations would improve, my job security would improve, the American economy would improve and my friggin attitude would improve.  Your boss is thinking you are incapable of independent thought and won’t follow his directions.  Since he is incapable of seeing the laws of physics can’t be violated ( Shindler’s List, with the soon to be shot Jew vastly speeding up assembling his doo-dad to appease a hovering boss, and his boss not understanding why that speed was not the norm all day, perfectly captures the owners representative and the worker in today’s economy.  I’m sure sometimes we wish the boss could just shoot us and get it over with ) he can’t understand when you operate within those laws.

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And you know, no matter how often you wish it wasn’t so, that things are just going to get worse as businesses continue suffering and sliding towards bankruptcy and boss’ get more and more desperate and hence more and more stupid.  And you want to stick around for that kind of abuse?  Sure you do.  But not all is lost.  Next article, my successful ride on the corporate beast with a timely escape with most of my sanity intact.

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10 comments:

  1. I'm gonna ride the old job horse until it throws me off or falls out from under me. I'm too old and crippled to do hard labor anymore. I'm hoping to get on the gov gravy train after job loss if it's still on the tracks.
    I never bitch about stupid moves Corp does, it's the gray man outfit I wear. I'll never make as much as I do now anywhere else, not without a lot more time and effort that I don't have any more of.
    Wife and I are doing our best to drop living expenses as low as possible to prepare for the coming hard times, be it caused by job loss or collapse.

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    1. Riding the gravy train to the end is a valid tactic, just make sure to jump off into the sand prior to it going over the damaged bridge.

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  2. "Your boss is thinking you are incapable of independent thought...."
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    The boss is correct.
    If an employee was capable of independent thought he'd throw off the herd mentality "job" and do what he does now but for a much larger spectrum of *employers", ie., clients-customer. Or change directions entirely and start doing something he enjoys rather than what pays the most-offers the best job security-insurance, whatever. People naturally do better at what they enjoy rather than what they have to - this obviously requires no explanation.

    I had 33 "jobs" before I became self employed at age 30 and even though I liked the actual work at some of them, in all of them the endless bullshit was not sustainable from my perspective. They were all wrong, never listened to my suggestion so I decided to show them, then I commenced to doing just that. No less than 3 of those former *bosses* became employees of mine and I showed them the path to be as I was - self employed, and all 3 still are.

    After being self employed for a spell it is almost impossible to go back to slavehood and everything takes on a more seriousness and mindless bullshit is not tolerable. Especially everything politics and gov't - which is 100% bullshit.

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    1. The upside to wage slavery, if done right, by minimizing financial dependence, is that is doesn't become your life. A business owner, on the other hand, needs to take his job home with him every night.

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  3. Looking forward to your next installment. By the way, great looking hair!

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    1. I hope it finishes up meeting expectations, else how will my mane shine forth as brightly?

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  4. which sentence is false?

    a)huge corn harvest this year...

    b)writing delays dementia...

    c)you have great hair...

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    1. It can't be C, that's all I know.

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    2. And since your dementia isn't advancing I have a feeling that the corn harvest is the false one... Hello tortilla protests mark 2....

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    3. Wait! It could still be a trick question.

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