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Grinding Flour
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( please excuse this
article. I'll continue with yesterday's series, tomorrow. I actually
got a bit excited with the second and third part of this rewrite,
seeing as how much better it is turning out than the original )
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Once upon a time, there
were poor peasants that needed to grind their own corn, but didn't
have disposable income to buy junk that would fall apart, like the
Americans buy. A company built a cast iron grinder, chrome plated,
that was something that lasted a very long time indeed. It was
called the Corona mill, not to be confused with the beer. Hippies
back in the 70's got hold of this mill and started using it for
grinding bread, in a desperate attempt at eating anything other than
Wonder Bread ( it was wonderful. Tasting. Not so much healthy. It
is fine, if you also get whole wheat grain in other products, but not
as the sole source of wheat ).
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As a wee lad, skinny as
the fish wife's screed is long, I was grinding away on that Corona as
part of my chores, so that mom could bake whole wheat bread. Yet,
grown ass men, mighty and macho, FLIR mounted AR's ready to do battle
with communist hoards, are deathly afraid of manual labor. They
break out in night sweats at the prospect. Of course, being at the
cusp of Frail Fricking Grampahood myself, I'll be nice and assume you
are just too old and gimpy to use a manual grinder of the Corona
variety and give you alternatives.
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Now, as an aging
prepper myself, I need you to understand something. Once you get TOO
old, you are going to die. Not from old age, although there is that
also, but from the apocalypse not being kind to old people under the
influence of drugs. After a certain point, no tool is going to save
you from yourself and your used up body. I'm not saying you should
quit fighting, just that, surprisingly, we are all going to die.
Have the grace to accept that, I beg of you. If you are so old that
you are drooling through the gaps in your dentures, a motorized
grinder is probably not enough to save you.
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So, here, you get
EASIER grinders, but you don't get electrical grinders. I'm not
going to recommend them, because I've never used them ( I'm now using
an attachment to the KitchenAid, but that is not viable after the
collapse. I just use it now to get extra fine flour, as I deserve
that after eating 25% of my calories in whole wheat. Eat what you
store, store what you eat. BUT! I also grind manually in the Corona
prior to using the attachment, to save wear on the motor. I'm still
performing the manual labor ). If you want one, everyone else and
his brother reviews them for preppers.
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Spoiled bitches. Okay,
back to the Corona. The thing can last a lifetime. But you NEVER
have one of anything. One is none. You can stockpile lesser quality
items, but never NOT have some kind of back-up. Thousands of pounds
of wheat and you only have ONE grinder? Are you friggin insane? The
Corona is now called the Victoria. And it is made in Colombia now
rather than Mexico. Yeah, sorry, in a lot of ways their economy was
better than ours, in growth and functionality, until their oil
production failed one year too many ( it was declining 6-8% a year,
for about a decade ). Workers in the US were returning to jobs there
in 2009.
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That is our future,
however much the Fracking Fanboys insist, their faces going red as
they begin to shake uncontrollably, looking like a dog trying to pass
a peach pit. Reality is not destined to be kind to 99.999% of
Americans as they die a horrible death based mostly on ignorance and
wishful thinking. Now, here is the thing about the Victoria. It was
designed, surprisingly, to grind corn. Not wheat. You must grind
wheat three times. Course, medium and fine. Looking at your mounted
grinder, close the wheels all the way. You NEVER use that setting.
Grinding metal on metal, or stone and stone, you destroy a grinder.
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Those plates touching
is about 7 o'clock, visualized as a clock, a real clock, before
digital. Unwind the plates, to 9 o'clock. That is your fine
setting. 12 is your medium and 3 is your course. One grind on
course, one of medium, and one on fine. That is your Victoria
grinder flour. It is NOT a fine, pastry flour. It is a course
flour. You cannot escape that. It is for peasants, not spoiled
bitches. But the grinder is ONLY $42! And lasts a lifetime! You
can buy $22 grinders, from the same place, Amazon ( adjusted for
inflation, the Victoria's used to be a LOT more expensive. You
SHOULD be thankful ).
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But those $22 units are
from China. Not a culture that embraces quality manufacture. Sure,
buy them as back-up's, but I don't trust the chrome plating, myself.
I got two or three when they were $15 each, plus a special on
shipping, and at that price I won't complain if they are crap. But I
also have several Victoria's for REAL back-up's. The China crap is
probably more for barter, like those crappy plastic AR mag's. Or soy
flour. Better than nothing, but not something to bet your life on if
you can help it.
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I swear by Victoria's,
but they are a lot of labor, and they make marginal flour. To get a
better flour, finer, with far less work, there is this mill:
It is a small skinny
unit, easily stored, with a rectangle hopper, sometimes called the
Victorio ( not to be confused with the above ), but here called the
VKP1012. It has been near twenty years since I had one, but they
were SOOOooo much easier than a Corona, with much finer flour. BUT!
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When I used it, and I'm
sure it is the same today, it contained a plastic washer that you
could see dropping little shaving of as you were grinding. This
might only be on the fine grind, rather than course, but I liked the
unit because it was a ONE use grind. So, I had to worry about
plastic washers being used up on a regular basis ( which is why I got
rid of it ). Now, here is the page for the replacement washers:
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The unit is only $65 at
Amazon ( more at the above site-make sure the Amazon unit takes the
Victorio parts ), which isn't terrible for a one pass grinder and
fine flour. And the washers are only $2 each. But how long do they
last? That was an unknown to me, and worried me. Your mileage may
vary. Moving on to a far more expensive unit, here is one:
This is the Wondermill,
one I've never used but recommended by others I trust. It is not for
me, as I'll explain, but it is certainly better than spending twice
as much.
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It does come with a
bicycle attachment as an optional extra purchase, to me a far more
realistic option than electric power. And it is $260 instead of
$500. BUT! The fine pastry flour seems to need the stone inserts.
I hate stone for grinders. I don't trust them to last ( to my mind,
more fragile ), and a replacement set is $60. More than an entire
Corona mill. Now, if you want stone for the Corona:
I've had readers point
me out to stone inserts for the Corona at half that price, and I
don't trust them. The company offering them looks shady ( why aren't
you upgrading the web site from 1999? ).
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But, again, your
mileage may vary. I don't want to tell you NOT to buy the Wonder
Mill. As I said, a trusted source uses that as a primary, with
Corona back-up. I'm just sharing my fears. If you want bulletproof,
you go with Corona ( now Victoria, but I stayed with Corona to avoid
confusion with the grinder with washers ). NOT the Chinese knock
offs, except as barter or back-up. If you want a better flour, for
not too much more money ( and, far easier to use, grandma ), you'll
need to deal with the replacement washer issue. If you want better
flour at a price, but less robustness, and more labor than the washer
unit, there is the Wonder Mill or Corona Stone.
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If you JUST want pastry
flour cheap, for now to Eat What You Store ( but it won't last
through the apocalypse, because 12v batteries ), I recommend the
KitchenAid attachment ( and duh, obviously you also need to first own
a KitchenAid ), here:
( I can't recommend
this from Amazon, as they went from $115 to $150 )
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