frugal living 26

FRUGAL LIVING 26

RELATIONSHIPS

I am one of the worlds worse relationship advice sources possible, at least if you want a healthy one.  I am one of the best as far as being paranoid and alerting you of danger, but even I’d be one of the first to admit that the relationship you get out of that would largely be a self-fulfilling prophesy.  I’ll just say this, before we get into frugal living and relationships.  Don’t bed a gal unless you expect to support her and her child for twenty years.  Whether you will be with her, or help raise your offspring, is beyond your control.  If she isn’t a lying low-down satanic snake, good for you.  You won the lottery.  Look, all I’m saying here is that if you get into any relationship, you must know you are rolling the dice and you might lose.  I know I have “idiot” or “sucker” tattooed on my forehead, at least in an ink discernable only to females ( because, believe me, when I look in the mirror all I see is pretty ), but I can’t be the only schmuck out there.  When you reward a behavior, you get more of it.  And females are today quite well rewarded to play the Suffering Victim Card, so don’t be surprised if one turns herself into one, even if it takes some contortioned moves ( I understand that there are a minority of fems out there who get screwed over.  But I’d imagine there are very few of you.  Mostly, you got cheated on.  If you were hit, and you are still with the guy, it is your own fault.  If you are smart, you bought a copy of “Burning Bed”, and brought that home with a quart of charcoal lighter fluid and a Bic lighter.  If you’re worried about him using that on you, just snip his brake lines.  The future new boyfriend from work can show you how if you ask him after rubbing his crotch and showing him some cleavage.  The one thing most likely that will never happen is you lose your kid and 75% of your wages most of your life, so by rights this is only directed at guys ).

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Now, I know even after all of that, you guys are still in full rut and so will be all over any willing female showing the slightest interest.  That is just the nature of guys.  We roll like that.  We are so easy to control, I have about zero compassion for gals who claim otherwise.  You all must be REALLY bad in bed if you can‘t use sex to control your man.  I’m talking corpse like stillness, looseness akin to a deflated balloon and the imagination of a coma victim.  Damn, I just described the last three wives ( sadly, I’m serious ).  So the question before us is, will I still be able to have a girlfriend after I start living frugally.  By my experiences, it doesn’t seem likely.  BUT.  As I said, my experiences are a tragedy,  so listening to me might be skewing the data.  I’m inclined to believe your chances do not change.  If you are a stud in town, you will probably be in the country.  Maybe.  How the hell could I know?  I’ve overachieved half the time, finding partners that should have been out of my league, and then underachieved after that.  I have zero clues about women after thirty years and four marriages.  If I did, would you be reading this for free?

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Many women are only looking at your ass to see the thickness of your wallet.  Others won’t care.   Your odds of attracting one shouldn’t change if you have a lot less money, more likely the TYPE of women might change, and you might be having trouble finding that new type rather than being an unattractive prospect altogether ( I’m pretty sure the ladies always find us, contrary to our egos ).  Like socioeconomic types attract.  I can’t guarantee anything, but I’d advise you to not worry overly much about the prospects of a relationship in your new lifestyle ( reminding you, again, about how much this particular advise is worth ).  I won’t go into dragging a current relationship with you against her will.  For that, read my book “Survival Divorce”.  Just beware giving up that fight, because now she owns you ( if you need, you bleed.  Neediness is your number one track to failure with females.  Of course you NEED sex.  You just need to let her know you don’t need it from her ).  If she won’t go, won’t embrace frugality, you are better off starting with another relationship.  If you are scared you won’t find another women out there, your life is now out of your control and the current fem owns you.  Work two jobs for all her credit cards, sign over your paychecks to her, and get ready to die young and in pain from stress and blue-balls ( she despises you for your weakness- you think she is going to uncross her knees for a worm like you? ).

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Or, just pretend you never read this section.  I know how to live damn cheap.  I don’t much know women.

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