PEEv2c1
In 2013 I wrote the
book “PEE”. Prepper Emergency Essentials. The title amused me,
and it was an update to the 2006 book “Frugal Survivalism”. A
completely different format, as I had less than zero desire to
actually write that thing all over again ( that was one of the few I
wrote INSTEAD of the blog, rather than part of the blog, and was a
rather painful two months of work ). Well, lately as I've gotten a
lot of newbies, these kinds of questions are being asked again. But
the PEE book itself is in need of an update ( PS-the original is in
BBBno1, free at my web site ).
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More importantly, I'm
simply tapped out on my normal “philosophy of Bison” types of
articles, baffling BS to astound and titillate. The well is a bit
dry. No worries, my loyal and generous minions. I always get that
mojo back. It is just a temporary dry spell. So this will keep me
out of the unemployment lines and I trust, you rather amused. I know
most of you prefer the philosophy articles. I do too, as far too
many survival publications repeat the rote, never daring to think
too deep. I just have uninspired moments at times.
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So you get “basics”.
I'll try to keep it interesting, honest Injun. Here is the original
version table of contents I'm duplicating:
1.
Taste Fatigue
2.
Buying Wheat
3.
Storing Wheat
4.
Grinding Your Grain
5.
Water Filter
6.
How Much Food Should You Store?
7.
Survival Rifle
8.
Fat
9.
Location
10.
Precious Metals
11.
Post-Apocalypse Lighting
12.
Manual Clothes Washing
13.
Peak Oil
14.
Top Ten List
15.
Junk Land
16.
Wool
17.
Caches
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Hopefully I won't need
to run these all one after another, finding the inspiration for the
normal articles in between. I'll try to keep these as interesting as
I can.
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Taste Fatigue
Ah, the dreaded taste
fatigue. If we don't let Johnny eat a huge and varied variety he
will simply stop eating and die, our beloved snot dripping moron
departing this mortal coil. Sad Panda :( ! I don't know where this
drivel started. I have a feeling it was mere corporate sponsored
propaganda that was picked up as a meme by those unable to fathom a
single moment in their pampered lives that had an iota of discomfort
introduced in the glittery unicorn land they had carefully erected.
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And speaking of
erection, the whole concept of taste fatigue is a boner. Ever had a
kid, or at least knew about one because your scurvy over educated ass
would never dream about populating Gaia and hence denying a Diversity
Rich immigrant from settling here, that went on a kick where they
would only eat one thing ( I think this usually revolved around
dreaded lips and bunghole meat tubes from Oscar Myer )? Kids don't
die because they are only eating one food, YOU are dying because you
have to listen to their incessant whining. Parents being played, how
embarrassing.
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During unemployment,
I've eaten one thing. For a month I ate nothing but potatoes and
margarine ( this was back when potatoes were one fifth the price [
and minimum wage was one half-nothing to see here with inflation and
wage stagnation, move along. All is well ] and fake butter was far
less putrid ). For a week, another time, it was nothing but rice.
Another week, noting but Top Ramen. It was a time of stress, and I
didn't much care about what I was eating. Sound familiar, come the
collapse?
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During times of
disruption, peasants would be eating pretty much just gruel ( as do
monks, even now ). And you don't even need to just eat just one
thing. Even I don't JUST store wheat. But even if you did, so
humping what? When the rubber actually hits the road, your pampered
pathetic useless mouth breathing oxygen wasting putrid sack of meat
will be so grateful for ANY food, first world problems will disappear
quickly. The ONLY important thing on your mind will be food. ANY
food. You have zero idea how import calories are, after living a
life of luxury calories, literally fed by petroleum.
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Do yourself a favor and
do NOT get me started on Peak Oil. Fracking oil, which was well
known to Hubbert by the way, will not keep the deep fried Twinkies
rolling into the supermarkets. One day, and I DO actually hope that
day never comes-but really, who are we actually kidding here-calories
will be as dear to you then as taste is now. And we all know how
dear taste is to you, because McDonald's is still open for business,
even without offering the McRib. I haven't eaten at McDogCrap's for
years, and even I would risk exposure to its third world citizens to
get a McRib again.
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I'm eating bacon right
now, as I type this, and I'm drooling over a McRib. That is how sad
our lives are. It is just programming, people, because nothing is as
good as bacon. Except perhaps the tears of a liberal. And yes, I do
actually have bacon for the apocalypse. A Dear Minion sent me a case
a good number of years ago. I will NOT be sharing it, nor will I
hesitate to waste ammunition defending it. You might feel the same
way about your cans of Spam. Coffee, it goes without saying. But
these are treats. Not daily requirements ( except coffee-DUH! ).
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For almost twenty
years, near enough to daily, I've eaten two meals a day of wheat ( I
just had some before the bacon ). It isn't machismo or toughness or
me being a super ninja survivalist. I LIKE whole wheat. After my
mom went proto-Hippie on us in the early 70's, we ate a metric butt
ton of whole wheat. Yours truly was there grinding it up on a Corona
as soon as I was big enough. Whole wheat gives you real sustained
energy.
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It is dirt cheap. And
it is delicious ( try the store bought, weaning yourself off some,
then most white flour. But fresh, ground and then refrigerated and
eaten in a few days flour tastes TWICE as good, AND your body craves
it for the fresh ingredients ). Some days, yes, I am feeling lazy
and don't want to prepare it, but once I start eating it I forget the
PITA factor. I don't get tired of it. Dinner is enough variety, and
surprisingly I get more tired of dinner than wheat. Trust me, if you
are storing REAL food, not processed, taste fatigue will be minimal.
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I'm not claiming it
will be absent. But it will be a minor issue. I don't mean that
because getting shot at is more important. I mean, you won't be
anywhere near as concerned about taste fatigue as you think you will
be now. Just as the politically motivated asswhores spread the rumor
that men are pussies and don't REALLY want to kill, which is
nonsense-that would not be a factor save cultural pressure-being
afraid of not getting menu variety is merely a symptom of market
conditioning and unrealistic expectations by the perpetually spoiled
with luxury.
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It will suck, but it
won't be life threatening. Nothing too much more than, say, being
cold as you pull a twelve hour patrol. The next time, you dress
better ( as a minion said, from a Russian saying, there is no bad
weather, just bad clothes ). You get a bit hateful of one food, you
hunt a woodchuck or look for edible plants. It is JUST a discomfort.
The only ONE item food diet is going to be long term food, anyway.
The kids, and you, will get progressively more used to the
approaching variety desert, as time passes and “civilized” food
is used up.
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