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Tuesday, January 6, 2015

bitches fault


BITCHES FAULT

Today, I’d like to present my newest theory which I may, or may not have, pulled out of my ass.  It’s the bitches fault men are so violent.  Always looking for a way to subvert the feminist movement and dispel all their illogical theories and slaughter their sacred cows, the thought of blaming them for our propensity towards violence does set my sphincter atingle.  Now, we all know that left to their own devices and not influenced by lesbian Kindergarten teachers or by mothers who are a bit on the too clingy side, boys at play together love to kill and destroy things while girls usually gravitate towards nurturing and nesting.  This is as natural as kittens roughhousing, play being preparation for the hunt.  Children play at their natural roles.  Then, a child is introduced to play/work, learning at the hand of an adult.  After that, hormones kick in and all that training is now both deep seared into the behavior and given a escape velocity thrust.  Okay, that is the general plan.  But obviously for the last ten thousand years-okay perhaps six thousand, whenever agriculture tipped over to be the dominant global force- the role of warrior hunter has been surpassed by that of provider only.  And the role of provider nurturer has been replaced by nurturer only in women ( this is mostly Western civilization where farmers needed upper body strength.  In the East, both genders share provider roles as farming is able to be done equally.  And then, the Emperor takes the domineering role from the husband to a much larger degree than the West ).  West or East, the Agricultural Revolution really screwed up family life, gender roles and individual autonomy.  So to understand human behavior, which was formed over hundreds of thousands of years of hunting/gathering, you have to ignore the last six thousand years of the abnormality of farming empires.

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Only as farmers has violence been vilified.  Since it became a state monopoly and was in essence licensed by the state since only officially recognized agents were allowed to employ force, violence has been frowned upon by most.  It became culturally disapproved.  But on a deep programmed level, on a primitive level, on a level of our true ancestor who hunted wooly mammoth and who stabbed any dude from a neighboring band that got too close to stalked out resources, violence is a nice characteristic for a male to have.  In fact, it was required.  The meek and mild male wasn’t chosen and didn’t breed, because females required strong hunters and vicious warriors.  Males, being programmed by a simple sex/no sex switch, pretty much went along with whatever is required by females.  You want violent?  Okay, no problem, I’ve been training for it my whole life and when I fear a large tiger or an enemy, the thought of keeping the wife or potential wife happy is the nudge I need.  Don’t want violence?  Instead, you want those built in muscles to be used for farmer?  Okay, as long as we get to cuddle tonight.  You don’t want violence or muscle, just money?  Okay, I’ll go earn lots of money.  Guys, don’t fool yourself too much.  You are a whore that works for sex, or even the hope of it.  Gals, don’t be so smug.  The biblical tale of Eve is spot one.  You are the devil in boobs, luring us poor males into your web so you can manipulate us at will.  This also goes a long way towards explaining perplexing issues.  Why women are drawn to Bad Boys, why women workers have little need for men after the breeding years, etc.  Bitches Be Bad.

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6 comments:

  1. Not all of them my friend. The Dragon Lady is still supporting my lame ass, I'm the one feeling bad about it too ! Things are tight with her minimum wage job but she just hunkers down and does it. Then comes home at night to cook and cater to my needs that still elude my abilities.
    Of course then too, she agrees with your opinion of most women also !
    BTW, Happy New Year ! She and I both bless your golden locks.

    Cccarry on and stay warm out there in the frozen wasteland of Helko.

    Kathy and Rob

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    1. Oh, you'll make it up to her, be assured! :) 2nd warmest December on record here, so it could be far worse.

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  2. Me thinks Jim needs a rental bitch for a nite .:) And does TBPoD qualify as a cave making you a real caveman? :)

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    1. I don't know if a cave with windows is still a cave, plus my disposition is too mellow to be a caveman. Not that I'd be adverse to stabbing wolly mammoth and neighboring cave dudes.

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  3. I routinely see guys making 150k a year who still can't get a root from their fugly wives (who waited 'till marriage/childbirth before they got fugly).

    The drive (I suspect) is towards tribe rather than simple sex, otherwise those dudes would have headed for the door long ago.

    Then again, maybe they're banging whores every other week. Hard to say.

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    1. I put up with a LOT from the mother of our children, to try to keep the family together. Until the day she threatened to call the cops, then it was all over. Which, BTW, she's done with almost every husband she's had. Still waiting for that fickle bitch karma to even things out. I do think it has got to be more than just sex. That might be the prime directive, but cultural conditioning tempers it.

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