tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post6353320358500508135..comments2023-08-15T06:33:53.114-07:00Comments on Bison Prepper: first rule of biology clubJames M Dakinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01382139289994087931noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-68344699454059472092019-01-22T09:16:42.587-08:002019-01-22T09:16:42.587-08:00I don't know, PVC pipe to force opening, inser...I don't know, PVC pipe to force opening, insert rodent, withdraw pipe? Certainly it is a less well thought out trend than phone booth stuffing was. Wow! Okay, I think we were a little TOO bored :DJames M Dakinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01382139289994087931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-26368671277040942062019-01-22T08:50:38.857-08:002019-01-22T08:50:38.857-08:00Not being associated in any way with that culture ...Not being associated in any way with that culture Jim, I’m not sure? It’s my understanding though that rodents, while associated with some pretty nasty diseases, are not prone to getting rabies. But (no pun intended :D) I’m also thinking that it’s humanly impossible to insert one of those things into one’s anus :D Then again, the old slogan, “find a need and fill it” comes to mind :D <br /><br />It’s also possible that Gere was the butt (okay, pun intended this time) of a cruel joke :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-25437184303733163012019-01-22T07:44:18.381-08:002019-01-22T07:44:18.381-08:00Good thing I don't use coffee creamer! Yeah, ...Good thing I don't use coffee creamer! Yeah, I imagine that record sales are down or a celeb acted in a bad movie, they start these rumors on purpose ( bad publicity is better than no publicity ) to generate buzz. Then they act all offended anyone thought they were sick bastards. If I was getting six million a movie I'd shove a gerbil up my ass too. Do gerbils get rabies, though? :)James M Dakinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01382139289994087931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-45367192983087681412019-01-22T07:27:25.258-08:002019-01-22T07:27:25.258-08:00The Gere\Gerbil incident is probably an urban lege...The Gere\Gerbil incident is probably an urban legend, but for the purposes of entertainment, it’s more fun to think that it’s real :D<br /><br />It reminds of that story going around about Rod Stewart several years ago, pre-internet (Link below). It wasn’t until years later (post internet) that I learned that it was an urban legend, and that the same rumor was applied to several other celebrities as well. Still, this didn’t stop me from performing my Rod Stewart impersonation at work. This involved a cup of dairy creamer, and I’ll leave it at that :D (And no, my version did not include the 17 sailors! :D )<br /><br />https://www.datalounge.com/thread/12057726-rod-stewart-i-did-not-suck-off-17-sailors-and-get-my-stomach-pumped!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-4223575296039112802019-01-22T06:02:45.734-08:002019-01-22T06:02:45.734-08:00Ah! Okay, that makes sense, I hadn't thought o...Ah! Okay, that makes sense, I hadn't thought of it that way. Richard Gere and the gerbils up his ass is from twenty or thirty years ago.James M Dakinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01382139289994087931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-42198502538624043252019-01-21T18:08:57.227-08:002019-01-21T18:08:57.227-08:00"Can't these famous actors get a nice you..."Can't these famous actors get a nice young gal if they are hard to arouse?"<br /><br />After already having 3000 young gals, you're underestimating how hard they are to arouse. They have to keep reaching higher and higher til they go over the top. BTW, what's up with the Richard Gere comment, is he off the rails too?ghostsniperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15644187165818782984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-51392408296849495922019-01-21T17:43:38.333-08:002019-01-21T17:43:38.333-08:00Or, drone delivery from Amazon. Dropping the dildo...Or, drone delivery from Amazon. Dropping the dildo from what height to achieve adequate penetration? James M Dakinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01382139289994087931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-57249075662046519492019-01-21T17:37:22.612-08:002019-01-21T17:37:22.612-08:00I’m still waiting with anticipation upon reading R...I’m still waiting with anticipation upon reading Richard Simmons obituary someday:<br /><br /><br />“Fitness guru, Richard Simmons, found dead in a dildo factory”. “Simmons body was found next to several open packages of the companies latest product release, “The Big Black Mule Member” :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-89111852529530439022019-01-21T16:57:12.970-08:002019-01-21T16:57:12.970-08:00Oy! Genitals? Why not just shove a Richard Gere p...Oy! Genitals? Why not just shove a Richard Gere pet up his ass, too? Can't these famous actors get a nice young gal if they are hard to arouse? James M Dakinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01382139289994087931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-47490519813598914782019-01-21T15:16:22.254-08:002019-01-21T15:16:22.254-08:00"That was how Carradine died?"
Yes, it..."That was how Carradine died?"<br /><br /><br />Yes, it’s true Jim. It’s one of those, “you can’t make this sort of thing up” kind of moments. Though a fellow could try, and he certainly gets an A for effort, for exiting this world in a most glorious fashion indeed :D<br /><br /><br />“Thai authorities have ruled Carradine's June 4 death a"sex accident" due to autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong. The"Kung Fu" actor, 72, was found with his wrists, neck and genitals bound by a rope.”<br /><br />https://www.nydailynews.com/news/report-thai-tabloid-david-carradine-photos-show-fishnets-wig-women-lingerie-article-1.373847<br /><br />https://duckduckgo.com/?q=David+Carradine+death&t=lm&atb=v1-1&ia=webAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-86669028867963475122019-01-21T14:27:19.997-08:002019-01-21T14:27:19.997-08:00That was how Carradine died? I never heard that o...That was how Carradine died? I never heard that one. Seriously though, despite those few glaring PC moments, the movie was pretty good. Fun, like movies should be. James M Dakinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01382139289994087931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-11726430289842866252019-01-21T14:08:41.726-08:002019-01-21T14:08:41.726-08:00“I just watched one of the Death Race movies ( I d...“I just watched one of the Death Race movies ( I don’t know which one-it had Danny Glover.”<br /><br /><br />Damn. I was unaware that yet another classic was remade and ruined (If it starred Danny “The liberal as all get out african american” Glover, then it’s not possible that it didn’t suck :D ).<br /><br />I was hoping that they would remake the original with David Carradine. But he just had to go and erotically asphyxiate himself in a Bangkok hotel closet, the bastard! (Just curious, but wouldn’t this technically classify him as a “closet case” :D ) Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-70506632535773792842019-01-21T13:35:48.938-08:002019-01-21T13:35:48.938-08:00Best Laid Plans, aka From Your Lips To God's E...Best Laid Plans, aka From Your Lips To God's Ears.James M Dakinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01382139289994087931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-62263626394716442592019-01-21T13:34:49.557-08:002019-01-21T13:34:49.557-08:00Ha! Good as description of the War Of Northern Col...Ha! Good as description of the War Of Northern Colonialization as I've seenJames M Dakinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01382139289994087931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-69180107043986884982019-01-21T12:05:20.942-08:002019-01-21T12:05:20.942-08:00re:
rioters, Charles Bell and his POW!
Here in pe...re:<br />rioters, Charles Bell and his POW!<br /><br />Here in peaceable tie-died Eugene Oregon == hippie capitol of the known universe == I cannot let down my guard.<br /><br />Around 2015, I parked in the next block from the big new downtown library == across from the satellite cop-shop. Immediately, a mob of youthful hispanicas and hispanicos surrounded my vehicle == a barn-painted dented old farm-truck.<br /><br />The rioters attempted to engage and enrage me through screaming racial insensitivities and the always-popular shoving while grabbing clothing.<br /><br />I am Caucasian. Not a case of boasting, simply a statement of reality. But somehow, this fact brought significant distraught to these poor downtrodden under-franchised dis-represented and cis-oppressed, they just couldn't take it anymore.<br /><br />So much for 'kumbaya'.<br /><br />Folks, I lived and worked all over this particular planet, not much perturbs my placidibility. Floods, volcanoes, civil wars (real civil war, different from New York bankers renting immigrants to butcher Confederate families 1861-65).<br /><br />I grinned. "Yes, it is an ugly truck, but it's the only truck we could afford." Diffuse, transfer, shag 'em with camaraderie.<br /><br />The children were extremely disappointed I wouldn't play. I admit it, that day I was no fun. A real downer. Ouch.<br /><br />* * * * *<br /><br />Identical situation:<br />Caucasian gent walks out of the shopping maul in Asheville Carolina, witnesses Other Colors rioters == and their OC wannabe hangers-on == harassing a Caucasian woman with an infant in a strap-on chest-carrier.<br /><br />Divert the focus of the goofballs while taking chain strikes across his back and neck. Insert his body into the center of the rioters so they can form a circle around him. Tolerate a few probing physical attacks during racial screams from the rioters. Terminate the riot with one punch.<br /><br />Hey, kid... POW!<br /><br />Quarterbacking, I can see Charles Bell got one point wrong:<br />The rioters learned from this assault.<br />Their subsequent assaults will incorporate everything they observed, then use that to improve.<br /><br />Playing 'poke the bear' is a bad idea. Especially against old Caucasian folks with different experiences and unknown skills. And a growing accumulation of "you need to stop doing that...", "you really need to stop..."<br /><br />Hey, kid... POW!LargeMargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01530497760743766465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-43015242679898646522019-01-21T11:58:42.100-08:002019-01-21T11:58:42.100-08:00Your blog is my pressure relief valve, thanxs. I a...Your blog is my pressure relief valve, thanxs. I am up to the chin out here in a swirling nonsense swamp. Rope is dual purpose, rescues one as well. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-69655793984085647402019-01-21T11:50:50.754-08:002019-01-21T11:50:50.754-08:00Yep, I had a dream too, but realized it was gas, f...Yep, I had a dream too, but realized it was gas, farted, rolled over to a more snuggly side of the bed. Dreams are for losers, actions from well laid plans are for winnerz. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-63672614402855812542019-01-21T11:45:48.845-08:002019-01-21T11:45:48.845-08:00The "hand sanitizer" line. Dude, I love...The "hand sanitizer" line. Dude, I love you! Too sweet. Classic.James M Dakinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01382139289994087931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-11718355867369201192019-01-21T11:03:25.339-08:002019-01-21T11:03:25.339-08:00Yeah, many of those nuanced points to consider as ...Yeah, many of those nuanced points to consider as they are festering like a red swollen boil now, only to be a gangerene limb that kills the host society body later. The fire/emt hero calender boys and girls blaring sirens at 2 a.m. (unnecessary) to announce themselves, only caring if you have organ donor on the i.d. for kickback fees. LEO heros all scaredy cat tactics with thin blue line mentality against all outsiders. Gov't politicians and employees two faced attitudes and using hand sanitizer immediately after contact with unwashed masses. Media whores reciting scripts (contrary to truth and reality) that they have to choke down like something swollen for that paycheck. JEEZ! nauseous to think of it all. I am stocking up bigly on big spools of rope and bundles o' bunches of plastic zip ties. Minions, they know the why, and the how to. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2686829448547770092.post-78845402624573259042019-01-21T07:41:07.551-08:002019-01-21T07:41:07.551-08:00Yes, expect little or no help and assistance as we...Yes, expect little or no help and assistance as well. Most patriot 3 percenter wanna be groups are not cohesive enough to meet regular, train hard, equip deep, and do not live together in compounds for security. Government locally are staffed with drones top to bottom and are paid well enough to be dwelling in gated communities or wealthy enclaves with those "good schools". That includes the leo officer unfriendly and judicial system. They will feel even if you "were" a veteran or upstanding working citizen, that because you live in a minority majority or older neighborhood you must also be a scumbag. Even white bread trailer dwellers and other members of the lower caste system will be short thrifted by any authority in podunk locales as well. Full on hermitage, territory isolation, non outside wire interactions, near self reliant ability and skills are requirements not nice to haves. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com